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In my younger days, I was an active caver, exploring caves in the eastern US, mostly in West Virginia. The Potomac Appalachian Trail Club (PATC) owned an old farm house in Pendleton County where hikers, cavers, and rock climbers could spend the night and it was primitive to say the least. The "bathroom" was an outhouse located about 10 yards from the house. The stench emanating from that place was legendary. Finally, someone placed a sign that had been retrieved from an old mine shaft and nailed it to the door of the outhouse as a warning: "BAD AIR". Frankly you could gag on the smell well before you could read that sign.
 
While on a service call, the young female lab tech I was dealing with was continually being asked out by a younger assistant. She finally said, "It's not how big your pencil is, it's how well you write." His response, "ah, ah, I have good penmanship."
 

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