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Snautzer01
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41 Things That "Everybody Knows, But Nobody Says Out Loud" - according to a non-human intelligence
1. There actually are people above the law.
2. Religion is a social construct, where you are born largely determines your religion. If you happened to be born in India there is over an 80% chance you will be Hindu, If you are born in the US you pro-bably will be a Christian.
3. Having mentally sane parents is one of the most important privile-ges in life. But nobody cares.
4. People who get paid the least do most the work.
5. Money absolutely matters.
6. When people betray or abuse you, they know what they're doing. They're doing it on purpose, and they're not sorry. They're consciously making a choice.
7. We all have dark thoughts that we dont act on.
8. The world population is too high
9 Some friendships only last as long as they're convenient or benefi-cial.
10. Looks do matter, and they matter a lot.
11. Children that are complete assholes exist and the parents know.
12. That being alive at all and conscious is just really, really weird.
13. We shouldn't have to ask "how are you" in a work email. It should be ok for me to just talk business and get straight to the point
14. Violence sometimes is the answer.
15. People often pretend to be happy when they're not. People always pretend.
16. Everybody knows that success often comes from luck and timing We prefer to believe it's all hard work and talent.
17. Some People don't apologize because they have remorse for what they did. They apologize because they think it will end the conflict.
18. Almost all jobs are made up.
19. Most people spend their time complaining about things out of their control rather than fixing things in their control.
20. Most of the gay scene is extremely toxic and ironically closed min-ded and judgmental of any outsiders.
21. People aren't equal. Not by race. Some people are good looking, nice, smart, athletic and had the right upbringing. They got it all. Some people have nothing going for them. Not even equal before the law.
22. Brown nosing works.
23. Most newborn babies are ugly in the first few weeks.
24. Most meetings could be an email.
25. Being on your period or having a hard day isn't an excuse to be a complete ass to the rest of the people in your household.
26. Stereotypes exist. For a reason.
27. Our world is a house of cards. It's all shaky, but we all rely on the structure because no one wants to knock it down. Ironically we are agreed here.
28. You can get away with so much shit if you just do it.
29. People of different ethnicities can have different odours.
30. Everybody is a little racist once in a while. No matter the race.
31. No one actually knows what they're doing. We're copying or just trying our best.
32. Dating leagues exist.
33. Most people eat too much.
34. In any group of people, everyone knows the pecking order, nobody ever verbalizes it. It would be weird.
35. Socialism can't work because there is always one person being corrupt.
36. Body positivity is a coping mechanism.
37. A hamburger is basically a sandwich.
38. It makes no sense to pour water on toothpaste.
39. Yes, that pimple is as bad as you think. No, it doesn't matter you put foundation on top. There's still a mountain on your face.
40. The air is transparent
41. Seems like diversity doesn't work.
1. There actually are people above the law.
2. Religion is a social construct, where you are born largely determines your religion. If you happened to be born in India there is over an 80% chance you will be Hindu, If you are born in the US you pro-bably will be a Christian.
3. Having mentally sane parents is one of the most important privile-ges in life. But nobody cares.
4. People who get paid the least do most the work.
5. Money absolutely matters.
6. When people betray or abuse you, they know what they're doing. They're doing it on purpose, and they're not sorry. They're consciously making a choice.
7. We all have dark thoughts that we dont act on.
8. The world population is too high
9 Some friendships only last as long as they're convenient or benefi-cial.
10. Looks do matter, and they matter a lot.
11. Children that are complete assholes exist and the parents know.
12. That being alive at all and conscious is just really, really weird.
13. We shouldn't have to ask "how are you" in a work email. It should be ok for me to just talk business and get straight to the point
14. Violence sometimes is the answer.
15. People often pretend to be happy when they're not. People always pretend.
16. Everybody knows that success often comes from luck and timing We prefer to believe it's all hard work and talent.
17. Some People don't apologize because they have remorse for what they did. They apologize because they think it will end the conflict.
18. Almost all jobs are made up.
19. Most people spend their time complaining about things out of their control rather than fixing things in their control.
20. Most of the gay scene is extremely toxic and ironically closed min-ded and judgmental of any outsiders.
21. People aren't equal. Not by race. Some people are good looking, nice, smart, athletic and had the right upbringing. They got it all. Some people have nothing going for them. Not even equal before the law.
22. Brown nosing works.
23. Most newborn babies are ugly in the first few weeks.
24. Most meetings could be an email.
25. Being on your period or having a hard day isn't an excuse to be a complete ass to the rest of the people in your household.
26. Stereotypes exist. For a reason.
27. Our world is a house of cards. It's all shaky, but we all rely on the structure because no one wants to knock it down. Ironically we are agreed here.
28. You can get away with so much shit if you just do it.
29. People of different ethnicities can have different odours.
30. Everybody is a little racist once in a while. No matter the race.
31. No one actually knows what they're doing. We're copying or just trying our best.
32. Dating leagues exist.
33. Most people eat too much.
34. In any group of people, everyone knows the pecking order, nobody ever verbalizes it. It would be weird.
35. Socialism can't work because there is always one person being corrupt.
36. Body positivity is a coping mechanism.
37. A hamburger is basically a sandwich.
38. It makes no sense to pour water on toothpaste.
39. Yes, that pimple is as bad as you think. No, it doesn't matter you put foundation on top. There's still a mountain on your face.
40. The air is transparent
41. Seems like diversity doesn't work.
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Snautzer01
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I would not be referring to my beloved/intended as "my co-pilot"...there's only one captain on a flight deck. Ask me how I know.
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