Quotes and Jokes

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Frog]

CRASH TESTS :

 

[Snautzer01]

So proud.

 

[Snautzer01]

Airframes birthday.

 

[Wurger]

So proud.

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I would say he protects his rear ... whatever it means.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[GTX]

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Ah but everyone knows that they all operate on smoke. They only stop when the smoke escapes...

 

[Glider]

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Before I was a counsellor I was a senior Project Manager / Program Manager for an IT company and my speciality was Projects that had either gone wrong, or were going wrong. I sometimes used a set of slides very similar to the top five when emphasising the role of the Business Analyst, a role that was often considered the least important in the IT world.
You could almost guarantee that if a project goes wrong, the business analysis was either missing something or at least as likely wasn't taken seriously seriously by the 'Professional' IT world.
Its a small world

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

Before I was a counsellor I was a senior Project Manager / Program Manager for an IT company and my speciality was Projects that had either gone wrong, or were going wrong. I sometimes used a set of slides very similar to the top five when emphasising the role of the Business Analyst, a role that was often considered the least important in the IT world.
You could almost guarantee that if a project goes wrong, the business analysis was either missing something or at least as likely wasn't taken seriously seriously by the 'Professional' IT world.
Its a small world

One of my co-workers, after reading a draft of one of my reports I sent her mailed me :

- Why is it that your reports always sound great ?

- My reply to her : I write boring to look serious (which was true).

 

[SaparotRob]

At my first job, I was voluntold as fire marshal. I had to write a meticulous set of instructions to evacuate the building. My boss, was a meticulous engineer. I wrote a meticulous, lengthy set of instructions. Just to prove to myself that no one would read it, the last line of this lengthy tome had "..then the fire marshal will get the f - - - out of here, via the nearest fire exit."
It was posted for years on both floors.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

I have got a lot of emails with attachments today. This may, or may not, be the last.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]