Revolution....!

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  1. Lucky13

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    Finally! The time has come for us men to hit back....!

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be open when she comes with it.

    Why is the laundry room a bad place to flirt with a woman?
    Because a woman that can't afford her own washing machine, will probably never be able to support you.

    Why does women have smaller feet than men?
    This is a thing that has developed during our evolution, that makes it possible for them to stand closer to the kitchen sink

    How do you know that a woman is going to say something smart?
    When she start her sentence with " A man told me...."

    How do you repair a womans watch?
    You don't. There's a watch on the stove.

    Why do men fart more then women?
    Because women can't keep quiet long enough to build up pressure.

    What's worse than a sexist male pig?
    A woman that doesn't do what she's told.

    Scientists has discovered a food product that lower the sex drive for women with 90%. It's called "wedding cake".

    Why do men die before their wifes?
    Because they want to.

    In the beginning of time God created the world and rested.

    Then he created man, and rested.
    And so he created woman.
    After that, neither God or man has rested!
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    This NOT any views that I support, but a lassie that I know in good ol' Sweden, sent it to me. I had to translate it though....:lol:
     
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    here here :lol:
     
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    ok..what is the worthless piece of skin at the end of a man's penis called???

    The Man.
     
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    How do you get a woman to org*sm?

    Who cares!
     
  5. Lucky13

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    Hrrmm...hrrmm...hrrmmm....cough...doesnt' that depends on WHAT end of above mentioned penis we're talking about???
     
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    i think someone is getting angry.....:lol:
     
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    *cough*fakin it*cough*
     
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    oww, smacked again - no herring! :lol:
     
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    The kitchen sink one was great!
     
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    good ones lucky :lol:
     
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    no kissin butt, c'mon guys, stand up and hold that purse............lord knows i am.......BIG SIGH
     
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    Heard 'em all before; probably out of my own mouth. Although it's not directed at all women;

    How do you make a who*e moan ?


    Don't pay her !
     
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    How do you know that Mr D???
     
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    ... hmmm ... let your imagination run wild - I've probably done worse.
     
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    I haven't spoken to my wife for 6 years....


    I didn't want to interrupt.
     
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    I said to the chemist/Pharmacist,

    'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?'

    He said, 'Why?'

    I said, 'She keeps waking up.'

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    She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen.

    When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.
     
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