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Finally! The time has come for us men to hit back....!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she comes with it.
Why is the laundry room a bad place to flirt with a woman?
Because a woman that can't afford her own washing machine, will probably never be able to support you.
Why does women have smaller feet than men?
This is a thing that has developed during our evolution, that makes it possible for them to stand closer to the kitchen sink
How do you know that a woman is going to say something smart?
When she start her sentence with " A man told me...."
How do you repair a womans watch?
You don't. There's a watch on the stove.
Why do men fart more then women?
Because women can't keep quiet long enough to build up pressure.
What's worse than a sexist male pig?
A woman that doesn't do what she's told.
Scientists has discovered a food product that lower the sex drive for women with 90%. It's called "wedding cake".
Why do men die before their wifes?
Because they want to.
In the beginning of time God created the world and rested.
Then he created man, and rested.
And so he created woman.
After that, neither God or man has rested!
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This NOT any views that I support, but a lassie that I know in good ol' Sweden, sent it to me. I had to translate it though....
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she comes with it.
Why is the laundry room a bad place to flirt with a woman?
Because a woman that can't afford her own washing machine, will probably never be able to support you.
Why does women have smaller feet than men?
This is a thing that has developed during our evolution, that makes it possible for them to stand closer to the kitchen sink
How do you know that a woman is going to say something smart?
When she start her sentence with " A man told me...."
How do you repair a womans watch?
You don't. There's a watch on the stove.
Why do men fart more then women?
Because women can't keep quiet long enough to build up pressure.
What's worse than a sexist male pig?
A woman that doesn't do what she's told.
Scientists has discovered a food product that lower the sex drive for women with 90%. It's called "wedding cake".
Why do men die before their wifes?
Because they want to.
In the beginning of time God created the world and rested.
Then he created man, and rested.
And so he created woman.
After that, neither God or man has rested!
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This NOT any views that I support, but a lassie that I know in good ol' Sweden, sent it to me. I had to translate it though....
