The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[Heinz]

Nup never read any of them, I am a minority it seems

( nice conversion Marcel! )

TPBM wants to change career...............

 

[ccheese]

I had thought of becoming a male stripper, but my wife talked me out of it.
Think I'll stay in the automotive business.

TPBM hadn't noticed my siggy is smaller.

Charles

 

[Thorlifter]

Well, no I didn't.

TPBM thinks I should make my siggy smaller too.

 

[Lucky13]

I don't mind....

TPBM wants to sell Mr C a spit and polished 1949 Mercury 2 dr Coupe...

 

[Bucksnort101]

If I had an extra one I'd sure let Charles have one.

TPBM is bored at work lately.

 

[ccheese]

Today, especially. Did most of today;s work yesterday.

TPBM wears socks with sandals...

Charles

 

[Bucksnort101]

Nope, don't even own a pair of sandals. Would walk around barefoot 100% of the time if allowed to.

TPBM hates wearing footwear as well.

 

[ccheese]

Nope.... as a youngster barefoot was a big no no. Very comfortable with
my shoes on. Except, of course when I have my pipe and slippers !

TPBM is a country-boy...

Charles

 

[Thorlifter]

Yes sir, moving to the country to my property just as soon as I can afford to build a house.

TPBM owns argyle socks

 

[ccheese]

Yes, I do. I also have some support hose [for men]

TPBM is a classy dresser....

Charles

 

[Bucksnort101]

Nope, Jeans and a t-shirt, or all camoflage (save underwear) for those weekends in the woods.

TPBM thinks Camoflage undies are not safe for hunting purposes.

 

[ccheese]

It shouldn't matter..... unless your running around the woods in your
undies !!

TPBM is thinking about something to eat....

Charles

 

[Lucky13]

Indeed I do....

TPBM has a friend that's a crossdresser...

 

[Thorlifter]

Actually, I do.........but he/she's not a friend. I just know him/her/it. (gross)

TPBM thinks Lucky is trying to tell us something.

 

[Lucky13]

I do not....!

TPBM will back me on this one....

 

[ccheese]

Gee.... I donno... Well..... OK.

TPBM don't have a clue what's going on....

Charles

 

[Thorlifter]

That's me. Just livin' care free! ha ha.

TPBM likes snow cones.

 

[ccheese]

Down here we call them sno-balls. Same thing, I like mine with chocolate
and marshmello. MMMMM good !

TPBM never wears a belt to hold his pants up...

Charles

 

[Bucksnort101]

Oh yes I do. Every other teenager I see doesn't though. They have to walk funny to keep the from falling off too.

TPBM laughs every time he see's some teenager with his waistband down by his knees.

 

[ccheese]

Oh yea... The city of Va. Beach tried to pass a law forbidding the low slung
trousers, with the crotch dragging the ground, and the underwear showing.
They got laughed at in all the major newspapers. Whoever sponsored the
bill withdrew it prior to a vote.

TPBM wears his ballcap backwards....

Charles