102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
No but im near-sighted though
TPBM has excellent vision but cant see his own penis
TPBM has excellent vision but cant see his own penis
The person below me (TPBM)
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
No, unfortunately...
[Don't get excited CC]
I have 20/800 in one eye and 20/1200 or some such coke bottle prescription in the other.
TPBM was hoping I was going to talk about my penis.
[Don't get excited CC]
I have 20/800 in one eye and 20/1200 or some such coke bottle prescription in the other.
TPBM was hoping I was going to talk about my penis.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Well, no i only get excited when it comes describing how much an indiduals face looks like a penis, anything elese is just gay 
TPBM, looks like a penis with a little top hat and a dancing cane
TPBM, looks like a penis with a little top hat and a dancing cane
Matt308
Glock Perfection
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
you must've had fun looking for that picture to use
and yeah as long as they're slalted...
TPBM is wearing pink..........
and yeah as long as they're slalted...
TPBM is wearing pink..........
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Never. And it was easy to find in the plethora of dildo sites. Just not sure what's going to happen when my wife happens upon my internet history.
TPBM prefers vibrators over dildos.
TPBM prefers vibrators over dildos.
For use on my wife, yes...
TPBM is a dildo.
TPBM is a dildo.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Only when I drink too much.
TPBM would pay big money not to have his wife find out about sexual peccadillos his wife enjoys.
TPBM would pay big money not to have his wife find out about sexual peccadillos his wife enjoys.
My wife is European so she is very open about it and does not care.
TPBM is jealous that they live in a place where most women are prudes and not sexual freaks like in Europe...
TPBM is jealous that they live in a place where most women are prudes and not sexual freaks like in Europe...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Ouch. Not really. What you do in your bedroom is your own business. And I like it that way.
TPBM is under 6ft (1.83m) tall. [That's 18hand to you Lanc]
TPBM is under 6ft (1.83m) tall. [That's 18hand to you Lanc]
Your right I am 5ft 11in and happy with that.
TPBM is smaller than that.
TPBM is smaller than that.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
nope, a shade over 6ft............
TPBM always uses a penknife..........
TPBM always uses a penknife..........
cheddar cheese
Major General
Nope...I have a weird morbid fear of knives...
TPBM can now complete their plan to mug me with ease....
TPBM can now complete their plan to mug me with ease....
Matt308
Glock Perfection
No CC, I'm gonna keep my distance from you until further notice.
TPBM has been molested.
TPBM has been molested.
cheddar cheese
Major General
Be more specific... 
TPBM is a molester
TPBM is a molester
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Never. And I rank molesters right below whale sh!t.
TPBM fails to recognize the right of way. [You figure it out]
TPBM fails to recognize the right of way. [You figure it out]
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
I rarely yeild to pedestrians
TPBM, once got hit by a car
TPBM, once got hit by a car
Nope...
...But the TPBM wishes that they had...
...But the TPBM wishes that they had...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yeah, full of horny beauties.
TPBM has never ridden a motorcycle.
TPBM has never ridden a motorcycle.
cheddar cheese
Major General
Not yet...Been in a sidecar dressed like a Nazi but that doesnt really count
TPBM failed their driving test 3 times or more.
TPBM failed their driving test 3 times or more.
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