Oct 19, 2006 #481 102first_hussars Tech Sergeant 2,088 8 Oct 3, 2005 Edmonton,Alberta No but im near-sighted though TPBM has excellent vision but cant see his own penis
Oct 19, 2006 #482 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State No, unfortunately... [Don't get excited CC] I have 20/800 in one eye and 20/1200 or some such coke bottle prescription in the other. TPBM was hoping I was going to talk about my penis.
No, unfortunately... [Don't get excited CC] I have 20/800 in one eye and 20/1200 or some such coke bottle prescription in the other. TPBM was hoping I was going to talk about my penis.
Oct 19, 2006 #483 102first_hussars Tech Sergeant 2,088 8 Oct 3, 2005 Edmonton,Alberta Well, no i only get excited when it comes describing how much an indiduals face looks like a penis, anything elese is just gay TPBM, looks like a penis with a little top hat and a dancing cane
Well, no i only get excited when it comes describing how much an indiduals face looks like a penis, anything elese is just gay TPBM, looks like a penis with a little top hat and a dancing cane
Oct 19, 2006 #484 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State You got me. TPBM loves to eat peanuts. Attachments Mr. Peanut.jpg 10.6 KB · Views: 61
Oct 19, 2006 #485 the lancaster kicks ass Major General 19,937 17 Dec 20, 2003 you must've had fun looking for that picture to use and yeah as long as they're slalted... TPBM is wearing pink..........
you must've had fun looking for that picture to use and yeah as long as they're slalted... TPBM is wearing pink..........
Oct 19, 2006 #486 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State Never. And it was easy to find in the plethora of dildo sites. Just not sure what's going to happen when my wife happens upon my internet history. TPBM prefers vibrators over dildos.
Never. And it was easy to find in the plethora of dildo sites. Just not sure what's going to happen when my wife happens upon my internet history. TPBM prefers vibrators over dildos.
Oct 20, 2006 #487 DerAdlerIstGelandet Private Chemtrail Disperser Staff Mod 50,191 15,659 Nov 8, 2004 USA/Germany For use on my wife, yes... TPBM is a dildo.
Oct 20, 2006 #488 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State Only when I drink too much. TPBM would pay big money not to have his wife find out about sexual peccadillos his wife enjoys.
Only when I drink too much. TPBM would pay big money not to have his wife find out about sexual peccadillos his wife enjoys.
Oct 21, 2006 #489 DerAdlerIstGelandet Private Chemtrail Disperser Staff Mod 50,191 15,659 Nov 8, 2004 USA/Germany My wife is European so she is very open about it and does not care. TPBM is jealous that they live in a place where most women are prudes and not sexual freaks like in Europe...
My wife is European so she is very open about it and does not care. TPBM is jealous that they live in a place where most women are prudes and not sexual freaks like in Europe...
Oct 23, 2006 #490 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State Ouch. Not really. What you do in your bedroom is your own business. And I like it that way. TPBM is under 6ft (1.83m) tall. [That's 18hand to you Lanc]
Ouch. Not really. What you do in your bedroom is your own business. And I like it that way. TPBM is under 6ft (1.83m) tall. [That's 18hand to you Lanc]
Oct 24, 2006 #491 DerAdlerIstGelandet Private Chemtrail Disperser Staff Mod 50,191 15,659 Nov 8, 2004 USA/Germany Your right I am 5ft 11in and happy with that. TPBM is smaller than that.
Oct 24, 2006 #492 the lancaster kicks ass Major General 19,937 17 Dec 20, 2003 nope, a shade over 6ft............ TPBM always uses a penknife..........
Oct 24, 2006 #493 cheddar cheese Major General 20,265 20 Jan 9, 2004 WSM, England Nope...I have a weird morbid fear of knives... TPBM can now complete their plan to mug me with ease....
Nope...I have a weird morbid fear of knives... TPBM can now complete their plan to mug me with ease....
Oct 24, 2006 #494 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State No CC, I'm gonna keep my distance from you until further notice. TPBM has been molested.
Oct 24, 2006 #495 cheddar cheese Major General 20,265 20 Jan 9, 2004 WSM, England Be more specific... TPBM is a molester
Oct 24, 2006 #496 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State Never. And I rank molesters right below whale sh!t. TPBM fails to recognize the right of way. [You figure it out]
Never. And I rank molesters right below whale sh!t. TPBM fails to recognize the right of way. [You figure it out]
Oct 24, 2006 #497 102first_hussars Tech Sergeant 2,088 8 Oct 3, 2005 Edmonton,Alberta I rarely yeild to pedestrians TPBM, once got hit by a car
Oct 25, 2006 #498 DerAdlerIstGelandet Private Chemtrail Disperser Staff Mod 50,191 15,659 Nov 8, 2004 USA/Germany Nope... ...But the TPBM wishes that they had...
Oct 25, 2006 #499 Matt308 Glock Perfection 18,961 93 Apr 12, 2005 Washington State Yeah, full of horny beauties. TPBM has never ridden a motorcycle.
Oct 25, 2006 #500 cheddar cheese Major General 20,265 20 Jan 9, 2004 WSM, England Not yet...Been in a sidecar dressed like a Nazi but that doesnt really count TPBM failed their driving test 3 times or more.
Not yet...Been in a sidecar dressed like a Nazi but that doesnt really count TPBM failed their driving test 3 times or more.