Nope I am actually a very good dancer. I took several years of dance lessons with my wife. I can dance the Waltz, the Fox Trot, the Disco Fox, Tango, Salsa, Merengei (spelling?), and the Paso Dueble (spelling? I call it the Mask of Zoro dance ) and the Jive.
When we first stared the lessons is was for our wedding and then I realized that it was actually fun and and an enjoyable thing that me and wife could do together so we continued taking lessons for about 3 years.