The person below me (TPBM)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well sort of, I did try and avoid everyone this weekend but my wife. The weather sucked so we shacked up in the house for a bit of alone time. We did leave the house last night for a few hours to meet up with some friends at the pub though.

TPBM never gets alone time except with Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters...

 

[Matt308]

God I almost have to admit that is true. Getting quiet time with the wife is getting harder and harder. But today we are doing Christmas cards together. It's the small things that add up, I guess.

TPBM underestimates the amount of time your kids (existing or planned) take out of your personal time.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Naw I expect them to take up my whole life pretty much. They will probably even screw up my sex life...

TPBM has no sex life.

 

[Chief]

no wife.

TPBM could cut back on their's.

 

[Matt308]

Never. Never.

TPBM wants more than 4 kids.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Never! Never!

TPBM pees in the shower.

 

[Matt308]

God no that's disgusting. I don't defecate in my bed either.

TPBM does not realize that pissing in the shower is the primary cause of your zinc coated drain rusting. You wanno know who pisses in the shower...just look at their drain.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Your right I did not know that. Did not really need to know that either, I guess..

TPBM is now hoping that there significant other does not know that little fact either and goes and looks in there shower drain.

 

[Matt308]

I'm clean. Thank God I don't rent too. That would bug me every time I showered.

TPBM likes two story houses better than ramblers (single story house).

 

[Twitch]

No way! Up and down stairs trekking and all that crap. Plus the air conditioning doesn't circulate for crap in hotter climes.

TPBM was banned from a health club for pissing in the showers.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Dont go to health clubs. I do go to male/female mixed nude saunas and wellness centers though...

TPBM could not handle being in a male/female nude sauna and wellness center..

 

[Matt308]

No I don't think that I could. Either I would be too self conscious of "shrinkage" or I would be walking around with an erection. Either way too embarrassing.

TPBM does not like the idea of nude people sharing bath water.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope does not bother me at all. It is no different than people in bathing suits and trunks in bath water.

TPBM is the Master of Duplicate Posts

 

[Matt308]

Why yes it is true. Bow down to inferior intellect.

TPBM believes in ghosts.

 

[Matt308]

Why yes it is true. Bow down to inferior intellect.

TPBM believes in ghosts

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I believe the 2nd post up there is a ghost of the first one.

TPBM wets there bed at night.

 

[Twitch]

When you're so drunk you believe you can stand on your bed and hit the toilet 10 feet away this happens sometimes.

TPBM has never has AAA batteries when he needs them.

 

[Matt308]

No learned my lesson and now buy them in bulk from Costco.

TPBM has never been to a Costco.

 

[Gnomey]

Correct.

TPBM has never left their state...

 

[Matt308]

Incorrect. I travel entirely too much.

TPBM has never been to Espana.