The person below me (TPBM)

[Matt308]

Quick editing work Nonskimmer.

Nope. Took care business first thing this morn.

TPBM needs more fiber in their diet.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I wonder.

TPBM craves poutine right about now.

 

[Matt308]

I have no idea what "poutine" is.

TPBM will explain that to me.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i have no idea either

TPBM thinks skimmey made it up

 

[Matt308]

I thought he might have just mispelled protein. I've strange rumours from where those wacky canadians get their protein.

TPBM does not take kindly to canadian slights.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Nah, they don't bug me too much. Those pricks deserve it anyway, with their whale blubber eating, mukluk wearing ways. Sheesh!

Poutine is just French fries covered in gravy and melted cheese curds. I think it originated in Québec, but it's fairly popular along the east coast here.

TPBM is sick at the thought of what I just described.

 

[Matt308]

Nope. I've got a smelly sock up against my nose to keep my wits about me.

TPBM is impressed with Skimmers response. That's why we like those canadians. Thick skin you know.

 

[Chief]

No I'm not.

TPBM is only typing because he's to lazy right now to fix something to eat. Secondly, he doesn't have that problem anymore. meaninghe/she is not hungry anymore.

Note, i would try that cheese gravy fries idea, but sounds to light.

 

[Matt308]

Your giving fat americans a bad name Chief. And I have some italian food cooking for the fam.

TPBM actually would like to have the Canadian Special from NonSkimmer.

 

[Nonskimmer]

F*ck no, it's gross!

TPBM once raped a moth.

 

[Matt308]

Okay you got me. Good news. I can't seem to stay in one place and thus we produced a Gypsy Moth.

TPBM is sick and tired of waiting in lines.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont really have to wait in lines but I am sick and tired of waiting for official band confirmations for Rock im Park 2007.

TPBM is sick and tired of being lonely.

 

[Twitch]

Well I do work all day by myself....

TPBM can make milk shoot out of his nose if he laughs too hard.

 

[Matt308]

Never accomplished that trick.

TPBM has a table saw.

 

[102first_hussars]

No but i have a table though i know it was lame

TPBM Has had a recent run in with a Moose Knuckle

 

[Desert Fox]

Can't say that I have...can't say that I know what a moose knuckle is either, even though it'll probably be very obvious
TPBM knows what a moose knuckle is and is laughing at my incompetence as he/she is typing

 

[102first_hussars]

Well lets just its its Camel Toes big sister

TPBM is puking right now at the image of what i am talking about

 

[Matt308]

Camel Toe

 

[Matt308]

Mooseknuckle.

Any questions?

 

[Matt308]

TPBM is utterly speechless.