The worst way to do stuff

[Dark Matter]

What is the worst way to do stuff?

For example: The worst way to mow the lawn is to do it with a lawn mower without gas.

Another Example: The worst way to brush your teeth is to do it without toothpaste.

 

[Doughboy]

Kinda' a weird thread but ......The worst way to hunt Cape Buffalo is with a gun without bullets.

 

[ccheese]

You mean.... like, taking a leak, and not unzip your fly ???

Just thought I'd ask.....

Charles

 

[Dark Matter]

Exactly!

 

[RabidAlien]

Mountain biking without checking the bolts attaching your front tire to your front forks.

You mean.... like, taking a leak, and not unzip your fly ???

Just thought I'd ask.....

Charles

Slight detour:

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[Dark Matter]

That smilie always scared me.

 

[timshatz]

The worst way to fly is with just enough gas to get your airplane to about 1,000 feet.

 

[Dark Matter]

The worst way to feed your dog is to do it without any food.

The worst way to water the plants is to do it without any water.

The worst way to watch T.V. is to do it without a T.V..

The worst way to look at the clock is to do it without a clock.

The worst way to drink a glass of water is to do it without a glass.

The worst way to buy somthing is to do it without any money.

 

[BikerBabe]

The worst way to fly is to jump off a tall cliff and just start waving your arms wildly.
And no - I don't talk from experience.

 

[wheelsup_cavu]

The worst way to swim is with a concrete block tied to your ankle.


Wheels

 

[Bucksnort101]

The worst way to hammer a nail is with your forehead.

 

[carbonlifeform]

The worst way to light your farts on fire is.....wait a minute...IS there a GOOD way???

 

[Bucksnort101]

The worst way to put out a roaring flatulence fire is with a cup of gasoline.

 

[wheelsup_cavu]

The worst way to drive is to drive while wearing a blindfold.


Wheels

 

[Doughboy]

The worst way to swim is with your legs tied together.

The worst way to hammer in a nail is with a rubber mallet (spelling?).

 

[Bucksnort101]

The worst way to open a non-twist top beer bottle is with your teeth!

 

[RabidAlien]

The worst way to open a non-twist top beer bottle is with your teeth!

The worst way to learn (this) is through experience.

 

[vikingBerserker]

They worst way to ask a woman out is in front of her husband, who happens to be Capt of a champion rugby team.

 

[Butters]

The worst way to slaughter an 800 lb cow is with your motorcycle at 60+MPH.

And I AM speaking from experience

JL