Things that can piss you off

[Matt308]

Gnomey....

Grabbing the wrong size phillips head screwdriver.

 

[Udet]

Any tool, device, item, gadget, accesory or thing, that is always seen on the very same spot in your home for months...then, a day comes when the thing must be used...go to where you saw it for months and it ain´t there anymore.

 

[Matt308]

Blame the wife.

A hose nozzle that leaks all down your arm, into your shirt, into your pants and down your leg. You don't have another. And you have to use the hose.

 

[Udet]

Wife?

Not married! Have you heard the famous quote that says: "Marriage turns a man with a future into a man with a past"...8)

 

[Matt308]

Unless you have kids. And who wants to die alone my friend.

 

[Udet]

Matt: I know. It is just one of those classical quotes that make fun on marriage, there might be thousands of them...but aren´t most of us singles big mouths? In the end most will eventually get married...

Here are a few more:

"Marriage is the main cause of divorce".
"Marriage is the condition where women never get what they expected, and men never expected what they get."
"Marriage is the only war when you sleep with the enemy".
"Marriage is the exchange of bad humour during the day and bad odor during the night."

Source: "Marriage: The Attack Manual and Protocols".

Cheers!

 

[Matt308]

No, I hear ya Udet. Marriage is full of ups and downs. But mostly ups. And now that I have had kids, I can't imagine not having them.

 

[Twitch]

One thing that pisses me off is the unending revival of long dead topics and the addition of completely banal comments. A look at the topics shows the majority are revived old turds with nothing pertinent added. We have hardly any new topics!

 

[Matt308]

History man! You can't change history.

You're right. Once you've covered the high level topics, only the minutia is left and you really narrow down the forum participants with broad subject matter expertise that can carry on a decent discussion. I'm not one of them.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ocassionally a massive and interesting debate will break open though.........

 

[Udet]

Mr. Twitch, in fact you do look very angry there waving your arms.

Ah, and if you ever come up with some magnificent new discussion, on issues that were never discussed before, i might try to get out of the banal world.

 

[Matt308]

Udet, Twitch was not being condescending. He was only asking the question that keeps the forum alive. A legit question or query actually. And its a question that the most prolific participants of this forum should actually put some thought into.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

having an MP3 player without any sort of file or folder search- net result- i have to put it on random or scroll through every single song in alphabetical order to get to any song i want...........

 

[joebong]

Gnomey....

Grabbing the wrong size phillips head screwdriver.

Needing a phillips only able to locate 13 standards.
A week later need a standard find 22 phillips.

 

[joebong]

Americas two party system, which of the founding fathers mandated that?.
I'm voting for the first Whig or Knownothing I see next election.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Americas two party system, which of the founding fathers mandated that?.
I'm voting for the first Whig or Knownothing I see next election.

Could be worse. You could have a New Democratic Party like we do, and you don't need one of those.

 

[Matt308]

People who throw away their vote by voting fringe parties that offer nothing of significant improvement. But whose participation only further divides agendas, disconnects the average citizen from fully understanding political platforms, and legitimizes one issue voters.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

people who jump on political bandwagons when it suits them......

 

[Screaming Eagle]

just like they did when the socceroos got an entry into the world cup and lost

 

[Matt308]

Store clerks who act as if you have interrupted their day by buying their stores goods and supporting their salary. Listen you morons, if work was so **** much fun you would do it for free. You don't have to like your job, that's why they bloody pay you. Sheesh!