To piss on the French...

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  1. Maestro

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    That was the funniest f*cking thing i have ever seen, and i read the entire thing WOW! :lol:
     
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    Controversial Maestro... naughty yet funny. I liked O'Brien's quote (below) lol

    "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
    --Conan O'Brien
     
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    This is my favorite one



    There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting

    together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.

    Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and


    as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it

    went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a

    really loud slap. When the

    train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were

    sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand

    against his face as if he had

    been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must

    have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me

    instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
    thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

    And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
    time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
     
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    That last one was funny, Hussars. :lol:
     
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    ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!
     
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    :lol: I like this one:

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    Yet you didn't slag them off once in it ;)
     
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    I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. However they travel over here and abroad, so perhaps that makes a difference. Perhaps not.

    But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.
     
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    Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US. ;)
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Not me though. :toothy5:
     
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    Oh. I stand corrected. In that case, I hate all you F'ers. :toothy5:
     
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    Thanks buddy. :thumbright:
     
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    everyone should've joined the Germans in the wars in some respects they were doing the world a favor, stupid twats, just give up on the language already!
     
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    That's okay. Things keep going as they are, they'll be speaking Farsi soon enough.
     
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    Farsi ? I don't get it...

    Well, after having to argue with those arrogant French bastards on an other forum, I had to make such a thread to "let off some pressure". And it worked great.
     
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    Well I am glad this thread is helping you Maestro.
     
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