To piss on the French...

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This is my favorite one

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting

together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and

as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it

went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a

really loud slap. When the

train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were

sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand

against his face as if he had

been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must

have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me

instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
:lol: I like this one:


ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!

Yet you didn't slag them off once in it ;)
I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. However they travel over here and abroad, so perhaps that makes a difference. Perhaps not.

But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.
everyone should've joined the Germans in the wars in some respects they were doing the world a favor, stupid twats, just give up on the language already!

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