To piss on the French...

[Maestro]

Greetings ladies and gentlemen.

I just found this website. Hope you will like...

Boycott France/Germany

 

[102first_hussars]

That was the funniest f*cking thing i have ever seen, and i read the entire thing WOW!

 

[Crippen]

Controversial Maestro... naughty yet funny. I liked O'Brien's quote (below) lol

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

 

[102first_hussars]

This is my favorite one



There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting

together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and


as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it

went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a

really loud slap. When the

train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were

sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand

against his face as if he had

been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must

have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me

instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

 

[Matt308]

That last one was funny, Hussars.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!

 

[Gnomey]

I like this one:

ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!

Yet you didn't slag them off once in it

 

[Matt308]

I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. However they travel over here and abroad, so perhaps that makes a difference. Perhaps not.

But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals.

Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US.

 

[mkloby]

Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Not me though.

 

[Matt308]

Oh. I stand corrected. In that case, I hate all you F'ers.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Thanks buddy.

 

[Matt308]

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

everyone should've joined the Germans in the wars in some respects they were doing the world a favor, stupid twats, just give up on the language already!

 

[Matt308]

That's okay. Things keep going as they are, they'll be speaking Farsi soon enough.

 

[Maestro]

Farsi ? I don't get it...

ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!

Well, after having to argue with those arrogant French bastards on an other forum, I had to make such a thread to "let off some pressure". And it worked great.

 

[Matt308]

Iranian.

 

[Gnomey]

Just thinking about the fact that we could of had a union with France is painful...

http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/politics/when-britain-france-nearly-married-6594.html

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well I am glad this thread is helping you Maestro.