Maestro
Master Sergeant
Greetings ladies and gentlemen.
I just found this website. Hope you will like...
Boycott France/Germany
I just found this website. Hope you will like...
Boycott France/Germany
To piss on the French...
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102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
That was the funniest f*cking thing i have ever seen, and i read the entire thing WOW! 
Crippen
Senior Airman
Controversial Maestro... naughty yet funny. I liked O'Brien's quote (below) lol
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
This is my favorite one
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and
as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it
went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a
really loud slap. When the
train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand
against his face as if he had
been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must
have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me
instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and
as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it
went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a
really loud slap. When the
train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand
against his face as if he had
been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must
have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me
instead.' Claudia Schiffer was
thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next
time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'
Matt308
Glock Perfection
That last one was funny, Hussars.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
ah, an entire thread to slag off the French- i love it!
Matt308
Glock Perfection
I work with the French and they seem nice enough as individuals. However they travel over here and abroad, so perhaps that makes a difference. Perhaps not.
But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.
But I so love to pigpile on these surrender monkeys.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US.
mkloby
Master Sergeant
Nah, they're like Canadians that way. Get 'em in groups, and all they do is bitch about the US.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Not me though. 
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Oh. I stand corrected. In that case, I hate all you F'ers.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Thanks buddy. 
Matt308
Glock Perfection
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,931
- Dec 20, 2003
everyone should've joined the Germans in the wars in some respects they were doing the world a favor, stupid twats, just give up on the language already!
Matt308
Glock Perfection
That's okay. Things keep going as they are, they'll be speaking Farsi soon enough.
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
Farsi ? I don't get it...
Well, after having to argue with those arrogant French bastards on an other forum, I had to make such a thread to "let off some pressure". And it worked great.
Well, after having to argue with those arrogant French bastards on an other forum, I had to make such a thread to "let off some pressure". And it worked great.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Iranian.
Just thinking about the fact that we could of had a union with France is painful...
http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/politics/when-britain-france-nearly-married-6594.html
http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/politics/when-britain-france-nearly-married-6594.html
Well I am glad this thread is helping you Maestro.
