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cheddar cheese
Major General
(Dont worry, lanc is the only person who will get this.)
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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or anyone else in our science class who happens to come on here......
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
I thought this was going to be your 'coming out' thread for a second!
the lancaster kicks ass
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Sorry to disappoint you Med, but someone locked me in the closet and threw away the key 
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
And only I know where I threw it..........
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Let me guess - someone did something very stupid (although humourous) in a science lesson and got yelled at by the teacher - yes?
Nonskimmer
Captain
Don't ask...you may not like the answer.
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Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Hmm, I dunno.... things I used to do in Science. Once, when dissecting a heart, I shoved a rubber water pipe into the superior vena cava and watched it spurt out of the aorta when I squeezed it! Fun!
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
We dissected eyeballs once, one of my mates opened his up and got eye juice squirted into his own eye!
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Karbine said:
You guys are crazy!
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
Thankyou!
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
You welcome. No, just joking.
In sceince, on the elementary school, my two friends, twins, did allways big mess. The teacher was so scared of them that she usually punished both of them, even if one was ok.
This happened many years ago, when we returned back to school after having some two beers or so... We were in a laboratory making some experiment. One of the twins wanted to go to the bathroom (because he had serious need because of the beer), but she did not want to let him. So, a bit drunken, caught a Petri's bowl (sort of a glass bulb) and peed into it and then triumphally showed it to the class. Even the second brother sat and behaved totally polite, both get a stricture report to the classbook.
No, just joking.In sceince, on the elementary school, my two friends, twins, did allways big mess. The teacher was so scared of them that she usually punished both of them, even if one was ok.
This happened many years ago, when we returned back to school after having some two beers or so... We were in a laboratory making some experiment. One of the twins wanted to go to the bathroom (because he had serious need because of the beer), but she did not want to let him. So, a bit drunken, caught a Petri's bowl (sort of a glass bulb) and peed into it and then triumphally showed it to the class. Even the second brother sat and behaved totally polite, both get a stricture report to the classbook.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Heh, we were 12 or so. Even nowadays when I don't eat before drinking I can feel a bit strange (aka drunkstarting) mood after some two-three beeers.
PS: Czech beer is the world's best! Sorry for your English mugs.
PS: Czech beer is the world's best! Sorry for your English mugs.
Nonskimmer
Captain
I don't think I've ever tried Czech beer. 
