Were you ever in the Armed Forces

[Medvedya]

Sie sprechen ein kleiner Deutscher?

 

[plan_D]

Ja! Ich sprechen Deustch im schule.


Erh...that's not right. Oh well...

 

[Medvedya]

Ich liebe Damenunterhosen

 

[plan_D]

You love, what?!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Damenunterhosen! Can't you read?

 

[evangilder]

Is that Women's Underpants?

 

[plan_D]

I'd have thought that'd be fraulein...

 

[evangilder]

Well, I think unterhosen is underpants. The damen was a guess. I don't have a clue.

 

[evangilder]

According to babelfish, the literal translation is "lady pants"

 

[Nonskimmer]

Close enough.

 

[evangilder]

I guessed on the first one. For some strange reason, I understand alot of German, though I have never taken any classes.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Although I don't really understand much German, there's no mistaking it. No other language in the world sounds quite like it.

 

[plan_D]

A lot of it is quite simple if you can take it into context.

 

[evangilder]

But it's much more fun out of context!

 

[plan_D]

I think you and I have a different perception of fun.

 

[evangilder]

Could be. Perhaps it's that English/American language barrier!

 

[plan_D]

I'm starting to think that's more likely.

 

[P38 Pilot]

Ich liebe duestche!

 

[lesofprimus]

Hey P-38..............

Du scheißt' mich an, affenschwanz... Du stinkst wie n Pumakäfig...

 

[evangilder]

I'm not sure I know what that is, but I get a feeling it isn't a compliment!