What Annoyed You Today? (20 Viewers)

[special ed]

My old van can no longer travel at or near the speed of light, so driving faster than my lights is no longer possible. I first noticed this as the resistance in the wiring and connections slowed the electricity, thereby slowing the speed of light.

 

[Lucky13]

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Where in this does the speed of a fart fit in?

 

[Lucky13]

I just burned a (foul language) pizza!

 

[Greg Boeser]

I just burned a (foul language) pizza!

So, it had pineapple on it?

 

[Lucky13]

So, it had pineapple on it?

Unfortunately not!
(It would've ended up in the bin otherwise! )

 

[cvairwerks]

Unfortunately not!
(It would've ended up in the bin otherwise! )

Love me some pineapple on a pizza with a massive load of spicy pepperoni on it....

 

[Lucky13]

Love me some pineapple on a pizza with a massive load of spicy pepperoni on it....

 

[MIflyer]

Update. Pipes are ok. Water encroaching behind tile in shower. Looks like I have a project.

I got one of them, too. As a interim step, turn off the hot water for the shower and no one will spend enough time in there for leaks to matter.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I got one of them, too. As a interim step, turn off the hot water for the shower and no one will spend enough time in there for leaks to matter.

It's a riser off the tub spout.
Interim fix. - tape shower curtain to wall.