What is your people tolerance like?

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Find a nice whitish color plant food/fertilizer. Use the powder fertilizer to write a greeting on the front lawn. Hopefully in the morning they will see the message and try to wash it awy with a hose and water. For 2-3 years those area will be greener than the rest of the lawn and your greetings will be visable for years.
If no one is home during the day, order a ton of manure delivered. Have it delivered/dumped in front of the garage; front door; use your imagination
 
We used to go to a old railroad building where pigeons roosted. We'd capture several then find a house with a storm door and exterior door combo where the owner had left the storm door unlocked. Open the storm door a bit, put two or more pigeons inside between the doors and close the storm door. Ring doorbell - pound on door - run. When the owner opened the exterior door pigeons were released into his house in full panic mode... Good times
 
We used to go to a old railroad building where pigeons roosted. We'd capture several then find a house with a storm door and exterior door combo where the owner had left the storm door unlocked. Open the storm door a bit, put two or more pigeons inside between the doors and close the storm door. Ring doorbell - pound on door - run. When the owner opened the exterior door pigeons were released into his house in full panic mode... Good times

Heck, that one is to good to wait until someone pi$$es me off, I think I'll give it a try on my buddies house this weekend;)
In fact I owe him one, since he threw a river lamprey that fell off a fish he caught at me. That was long ago, but I still threaten to pay him back for that one.
 
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kill 2 birds with one stone. take a nice afternoon...get your rod and reel out and do a little fishing. that will help relax you and get you back in touch with nature. only throw back the tiny fish....keep the rest. later that night take your string of trophies and toss them in rear window of his car. let time and sunlight work its magic.... you really could do the same with a roadkill possum, raccoon, or skunk...the more maggots the better.
 
kill 2 birds with one stone. take a nice afternoon...get your rod and reel out and do a little fishing. that will help relax you and get you back in touch with nature. only throw back the tiny fish....keep the rest. later that night take your string of trophies and toss them in rear window of his car. let time and sunlight work its magic.... you really could do the same with a roadkill possum, raccoon, or skunk...the more maggots the better.
Take note, this also has a side benefit for those living in areas with bears.

A bear will rip a car apart trying to get to food stored inside...
 
In fact I owe him one, since he threw a river lamprey that fell off a fish he caught at me. That was long ago, but I still threaten to pay him back for that one.
I think that it would be more evil to simply remind him that you haven't YET paid him back for the lamprey. Then smile your most demented smile at him. Repeat once a week until he begs you to do something, anything, just to stop the torment!
 
I think my problem is at times I don't know when to be quiet ... Because I don't fear people like you should on occasion (ie they do some sort of self defense training etc.) and none of that stuff scares me or makes me back down

Like okay your a black belt in some obscure martial art... Do you graduate 8th grade tomorrow too?

Sorry if this offends anyone but just an example
 
B, there is always a "bigger dog". Being smarter is your best offense and defense. I can guarantee you that somebody within 1/2mile of you can kick the livin feces out of you. Having an attitude will only bring you closer to that reality.
 
A lack of fear does not make one immune from an ass-kicking...

There's very few things on earth I am afraid of, except for perhaps being caught laughing when a pregnant woman sneezes and wets herself (never do this. EVER)...

That being said, there will always be someone out there who has the ability to bring serious hurt upon one's body. And the ones to be careful of, are the ones who are NOT bragging about thier skills...
 
amen to that. My dad is a Marine. All 5'5" and 150lbs. He was that guy. Loved to fight. And loved to fight the bigger guys. Was given an highschool ultimatum after hitting a highschool jock upside the head with a sugar dispenser, that it's either military or jail. I have pics that show the damage he did on others (and his own injurries). Has a big fooking tattoo on his right arm with the Marine Bulldog and underneath what used to say "Punchy". Now that he is in his 70's, it just says "Lunchy".

Still has an attitude like like a pitbull. Makes me mental. :lol:
 
I am still that guy. Except, I'm not. I have rage, but then, again, I have forgiveness. I want justice, but I can see that there will never be any. Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people. There is no cosmic being that issues judgements against the folks that have pissed you off, bad people get away with it.... sometimes.
It is just that simple. We can only hope that somehow, someway, those that have done us wrong can see, for themselves, how they have done wrong.
That being said,....
Tee-Hee,... I never forget....
 
amen to that. My dad is a Marine. All 5'5" and 150lbs. He was that guy. Loved to fight. And loved to fight the bigger guys. Was given an highschool ultimatum after hitting a highschool jock upside the head with a sugar dispenser, that it's either military or jail. I have pics that show the damage he did on others (and his own injurries). Has a big fooking tattoo on his right arm with the Marine Bulldog and underneath what used to say "Punchy". Now that he is in his 70's, it just says "Lunchy".

Still has an attitude like like a pitbull. Makes me mental. :lol:
Yep...livin' the dream, there...my stepdad was USMC also...Korea vet, Fox company, 1 marine at Chosin and celebrated his birthday with several divisions of Chinese. He's had a chip on his shoulder ever since and add to that, a successful boxer both in the Corps and in civilian life afterwards. On more than one occasion I witnessed him take an loudmouth/a-hole down with one shot to the brisket (naturally, at a watering hole) and he still had his speed until a severe heart attack slowed him down several years ago.

He rarely spoke, but when he did, it was wise to listen...
 
Never said it didn't make me immune! I even said "I don't know when to shut
My mouth at times"

Times have changes for sure my dad remembers when nearly nothing would happen in a fight at school... Now they would send you off to Gitmo :lol:
 
Back in my days of high school, a fight was a fight between two people...you brawled with fists "out by the flag pole, after class" and the fight was over when the other guy was down. Simple as that. Occasionally the coach or teacher would break it up and the participants were sent off to the principle's office...earning detention or at the most, a suspension for a day or two. To the victor went the praise and to the loser went shame that was soon forgotten.

There were times when one or both of the guys duking it out were wearing buck knives, and not once was that a consideration for the fight. Just "mano y mano" hand to hand.

Nowdays, it's one versus a group, resulting in rib kicking, head stomping and worse...even if it's between two people, the cops are called, arrests made and heavy fines/sentances doled out. Guns, knives, bats and such are the chickensh!t method of dealing with an adversary, usually from ambush, this day and age.

I am glad I grew up in the time that I did and I seriously pity the younger generation of today :/
 
Spot on Dave, totally agree.
A mate found a group of teenagers sitting on the bonnet of his car, he asked them to get off, they told him to **** off... and it went south from there with threats being made etc. The lads did go, went home got their parents to phone the Police and my mate was prosecuted for 'theatening behaviour'...
He was gutted as all he wanted was people to leave his car alone.
 

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