What is your people tolerance like?

[meatloaf109]

I like my idea. Think of how much money he will spend trying to figure that one out!

Oh, duly noted! And thanks, also!

 

[meatloaf109]

You do know that placing valve grinding (lapping) compound in the fuel (or better still, the oil if possible) will slowly "sand" all the bearing surfaces in the entire engine? The damage won't be sudden, but rather a slow and agonizing death to the engine as the crank, cam, oil pump and piston rings start widening thier tolerances and the engine loses oil pressure and cylinder compression...

That lapping compound is what you use to seat valves in the head during a rebuild

Interesting,.... How does one introduce that into a motor, ahem, on the sly, so to speak?

 

[Matt308]

Very surreptitiously

 

[apophis]

Interesting,.... How does one introduce that into a motor, ahem, on the sly, so to speak?

a locking fuel cap will scupper you , unless you do damage to get in, just put liquidized rotten fish into the inlets of the ventilation systems,
herring works well, takes years to go away if not at all, unable to sell the car is just a bonus!!!!

 

[Readie]

Those tubes of superglue are wonderful things... great for ****ing up car door locks and a multitude of other things....

 

[Matt308]

You don't really want your daughter to have to bail you out do you, Meat? That would be a bit more emotional than just say... irony.

 

[GrauGeist]

Interesting,.... How does one introduce that into a motor, ahem, on the sly, so to speak?

*if* a person were so inclined, dissolve the lapping compound in a quart of gasoline...then pour it into thier gas tank. The few bucks worth of gas and compound is a small price to pay for the satisfaction.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Remind me to never, ever, ever, ever, get on any of you guy's bad side!!!

You could always pour skunk scent (the stuff hunters and trappers use to mask thier own scent) down the air intakes of his vehicle. Not very subtle, but he'll figure it's just a skunk taking up residence.

 

[A4K]

I still reckon forget it. Yes, the b@stard(s) deserve anything they get, but they don't give a sh!t (or they wouldn't have done it in the first place), and will only have a bigger laugh at your expense if you end up in the joint for trying to get them back.

My advice, and I mean this for your well being Paul... let it go. Put it behind you as best you can and move on, the past is a bloody drag.

 

[Readie]

*if* a person were so inclined, dissolve the lapping compound in a quart of gasoline...then pour it into thier gas tank. The few bucks worth of gas and compound is a small price to pay for the satisfaction.

Sugar in petrol works well too...

 

[mikewint]

A potato ramed into the exhaust pipe

 

[Bucksnort101]

a locking fuel cap will scupper you ,

How about just getting a locking fuel cap and put it in place of his regular fuel cap.

 

[Bucksnort101]

A potato ramed into the exhaust pipe

The vehicles or the perpetrators?

 

[mikewint]

Buy a really nice collar and leash. Find a dead dog along the road (could take time). Attach collar and leash, tie leash to bumper of their/his/her car, push dog well under car so it cannot be seen. Wait for them to drive off. Hopefully a cop or animal-rights type will pull them over.

 

[Matt308]

Dearest God... you are a sick Eff.

 

[mikewint]

And this is some how a recent event?

 

[GrauGeist]

And this is some how a recent event?

 

[Matt308]

 

[Matt308]

NJACO!!!!!!!

 

[Readie]

Some other solutions Paul..

1) Squirt large amounts of superglue into all the door locks.

2) Find a wiring diagram of your target vehicle, locate the crash ( impact sensor) at the front, get a 14LB (or 9LB) sledge hammer and hit the car hard in that area, that will simulate an impact and set off all the airbags SRS systems.

Either will cost plenty to resolve... you could also leave a calling card in the shape of 4 litres of milk thrown over the interior....

Or 3, say dont **** with me or mine.

John