Why Aeroplanes are better than women.

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  1. plan_D

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    Why Aeroplanes Are Better Than Women

    Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

    An aeroplane’s thrust to weight ratio is higher.

    An aeroplane does not get mad if you "touch and go."

    An aeroplane does not object to a pre-light inspection.

    Aeroplanes come with manuals.

    Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

    You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

    Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

    Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

    Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

    Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.

    When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

    Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes.

    Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.

    Aeroplanes don't mind if you rent another aeroplane.

    It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.

    An aeroplane will kill you quickly... a woman takes her time
     
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    :lol: That's classic!
     
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    Those are great, very good!
     
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    :lol:

    i like 'em.........
     
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    Anybody else got any good aviation jokes.
     
  7. lesofprimus

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    Aeroplanes dont nag u night and day about picking up ur damn dirty laundry off the freakin floor........
     
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    Very true, very true.....
     
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    Jeez les, Im only 15 and I dont have a wife but I still pick up the dirty washing from the floor :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah until you become married and then it automatically becomes instinct that it is in her job description. But that does not last for long either....
     
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    U take em off, go in the shower. Get out of shower. Wife Yells......

    "Your such a slob."

    U smack wife in head, pick up dirty underwear...
     
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    That's because your mom tells you to do it! ;) One way or the other, someone will tell you if you don't! :lol:
     
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    Yeap pretty much, LOL!
     
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    Yer but lads you seem to love the ladies so much..... you just can't resists them.... even threads dedecated to them.
    Just learn to accept your love for them .
    :lol:
     
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    Oh, we do! I remember something my old landlord said to me once. He was in his 80s and had been married for 65 years. He said "I wouldn't take a million dollars for my wife, but I wouldn't give a nickel for another one." :lol:
     
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    Yeah, we love ladies alright, Crippen. But I also love taking a whizz... ;)
     
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    Actually no, Ive always done it...Could be the gayness, could be something else :lol:
     
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    Blimey Les thats a waste, keep your underwear on while you have a shower or if you suffer from skid marks put them on inside out two jobs done at the same time then if its a hot day get the missus to sit in the garden and tell her you,ve made a nice cooling head compress put them on her swede sharing a beer with her to keep her distracted then not only have you got in her good books as a kind and caring hubby, you,ve helped the enviroment by saving water,soap powder and electricity. In no time your under garment is dry and ready for action once more.
     
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    That's a disgusting, yet efficient way of living there, trackend. Well done! :thumbright:
     
  20. the lancaster kicks ass

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    but isn't that the mans way.........
     
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