lesofprimus
Brigadier General
And how many worms have u had the pleasure of swallowing out of a Mezcal bottle???
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Nonskimmer
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Smooth, CC. 
None that I recall.lesofprimus said:
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Only real men eat the worm...
Nonskimmer
Captain
That just sounds too wrong. 
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102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Finishing the worm is nothing, you should finish off the lizard. Story time:
My brother (when it comes to drinking is a fucking nutcase) was in Gran Canaria with his mate ( a cop, and another fucking nutcase) and they went to this chinese all you can eat. Fuckin' stupid woman dared them to eat the lizard out the bottom of the Tequila bottle...two of 'em there, so they ate one each. Bit the fuckin' head off! And ate 'em .... the woman was fuckin' throwin' up for ages....but these two were happy about it until next day when they were throwin' up blood. And they were out of action for about three days. They're excellent my brother and his mate...you go out drinkin' it's almost like they HAVE to be there to make it a real night. Even with me, and I'm nicknamed Colonel Chaos....
My brother (when it comes to drinking is a fucking nutcase) was in Gran Canaria with his mate ( a cop, and another fucking nutcase) and they went to this chinese all you can eat. Fuckin' stupid woman dared them to eat the lizard out the bottom of the Tequila bottle...two of 'em there, so they ate one each. Bit the fuckin' head off! And ate 'em .... the woman was fuckin' throwin' up for ages....but these two were happy about it until next day when they were throwin' up blood. And they were out of action for about three days. They're excellent my brother and his mate...you go out drinkin' it's almost like they HAVE to be there to make it a real night. Even with me, and I'm nicknamed Colonel Chaos....
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
I can actually confirm pD's story.... In Palma de Mallorca, I was privvy to a bottle with Japanese writing on it that had one very large lizard in it... U could swirl the bottle around and see pieces floating around....
The liquor was quite tasty, and we shot darts with the bartender for shots.... Well, wouldnt u guess, that one of the rules of the place was that anyone finishing the bottle had to eat the lizard...
So.... In comes a bunch of dumbass Marines, and they proceed to finish the bottle... They go outside and smash the bottle on the curb.... Then they came inside and cut the lizard into several pieces... Then the cameras came out as they started eating the lizard, leg hanging out of one mouth, tail out of anothers ect ect...
Well, as u have already guessed, they were all throwing up within 20 minutes.... Some of the funniest shit I'd ever seen....
And hussars, the next time u want to poke fun at me, we are going to have serious problems........ I would suggest that u shut the fuck up and stay away from me.... U dont insult an Admin here, whether or not its me or someone else...
U understand???
The liquor was quite tasty, and we shot darts with the bartender for shots.... Well, wouldnt u guess, that one of the rules of the place was that anyone finishing the bottle had to eat the lizard...
So.... In comes a bunch of dumbass Marines, and they proceed to finish the bottle... They go outside and smash the bottle on the curb.... Then they came inside and cut the lizard into several pieces... Then the cameras came out as they started eating the lizard, leg hanging out of one mouth, tail out of anothers ect ect...
Well, as u have already guessed, they were all throwing up within 20 minutes.... Some of the funniest shit I'd ever seen....
And hussars, the next time u want to poke fun at me, we are going to have serious problems........ I would suggest that u shut the fuck up and stay away from me.... U dont insult an Admin here, whether or not its me or someone else...
U understand???
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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does policy also extend to longer serving members that aren't admin 
102first_hussars said:
Um just wanted to point something out. The question was Have you ever been to Britain not France. Paris is France.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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and we're nothing like the French.........
That I can vouch for, been to both France and England many times and I have to say I like you Brits way better!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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have you ever found yourself in cornwall?
Dont think so. Ive been to London, Bristol, Nuquie (probably spelled it wrong), Plymoth, Little Stoke, and Dover.
I have also been to Dublin but that is not really in England but rather Ireland which I am sure you are well aware of being from the British Ilse and all.
I have also been to Dublin but that is not really in England but rather Ireland which I am sure you are well aware of being from the British Ilse and all.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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do you mean Newquay? were you at RAF St. Mawgan at the time?? if so that is Cornwall, take a look-see at this, St. Mawgan is the same site as the airport pretty much.............
http://www.corisande.com/Newquay-StMawgan.htm
http://www.corisande.com/Newquay-StMawgan.htm
Yes that is how you spell it. No I was not at RAF St. Mawgan. I was attending a Bristol Army Cadet Force camp at the time and me and my new found British Girl Friend got a pass and went there for the day to hang out and have fun.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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sounds good, what did you think of the cornish folk
< would you believe it, that's the closest there is to a hill billy smiley...........
< would you believe it, that's the closest there is to a hill billy smiley...........
cheddar cheese
Major General
Ah Newquay, the closest thing we have to California
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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but newquay has better surf...........
cheddar cheese
Major General
But its all let down by the fact its in Cornwall.
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
That I doubt....
