N4521U
Colonel
Just behind His testicles!
...and All is alright with the World.
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Just behind His testicles!
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Bill, them aren't nuggets, them are chicken poop.
mikewint
Captain
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Science!
N4521U
Colonel
GM buffalo!
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Yahoo!
Bacon.
Bacon.
Bacon.
D'ya'll know what goes good with bacon?
Everything.
Seriously.
Try it.
Captain Crunch, chocolate cake, coffee in the morning. A late night date, (seriously, if she doesn't like bacon, well...) lunch, brunch, late night crunch.
All hail bacon!
(got some frying right now,....)
Bacon.
Bacon.
Bacon.
D'ya'll know what goes good with bacon?
Everything.
Seriously.
Try it.
Captain Crunch, chocolate cake, coffee in the morning. A late night date, (seriously, if she doesn't like bacon, well...) lunch, brunch, late night crunch.
All hail bacon!
(got some frying right now,....)
Hey, cut out the name calling! If you don't watch your tone, one of those rotten moderators will....oops...from chickens raised by buffaloes, dummy!
Lovely day Mr. Njaco, sir. Have I ever mentioned how much I respect the moderators at this site. Yessir. I sure respect them. Yup.
yulzari
Staff Sergeant
You don't see Buffalos with wings. You see Buffalo wings in restaurants.
Logical conclusion: Buffalos have their wings removed before they are allowed out into the fields. Presumably farmers do this to stop them flying away. That is why the prairies have no trees. The farmers used to cut them down to stop the Buffalos roosting in them. In the olden days discarded Buffalo wing feathers gave rise to the 'Horse Feathers' myth.
Now we are in elephant joke territory.
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
oh man...............................................
bacon
bacon
N4521U
Colonel
Kinda makes your head spin.
mikewint
Captain
Bill, a spinning head is very hard on the cervical vertbrae. Eat more bacon
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
You mean they don't? Oh the horror!
If you want to see genetic engineering in action, I have seen packages of chicken (without bacon) but with 3 drumsticks .
Ummm..that'll be the same as Windscale chicken. 4 legs, 3 breasts and weighs a whopping 30LB's
The nuclear chicken for the nuclear century.
Gulp
yulzari
Staff Sergeant
To be eaten by the nuclear family?
N4521U
Colonel
Are these the chickins being imported from some coastal areas of Japan?
Mike the bacon here is too thick to be called bacon, it's strips of ham steak!
Mike the bacon here is too thick to be called bacon, it's strips of ham steak!
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Nope, Chernobyl Farms brand.
Mmmm, Chernobyl Farms chicken chunks wrapped in 3 Mile Island bacon, thrown on the grill. Drooooool.
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Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
We have also Hinkley Point Seafood....the cooler outlets have produced some different size species. 15LB Prawn anyone?
The effect of Hinkley Point, mobile phone signal transmitters, overhead electric cables on massive pylons on 'free range' Chicken and Pig farms in Somerset is hotly debated by the locals (with 3 eyes and four fingers) over a gallon or two of cider....
For those of a weak disposition Somerset is best travelled through at high speed and never venture off main roads and pray you do not get a flat tyre....
The effect of Hinkley Point, mobile phone signal transmitters, overhead electric cables on massive pylons on 'free range' Chicken and Pig farms in Somerset is hotly debated by the locals (with 3 eyes and four fingers) over a gallon or two of cider....
For those of a weak disposition Somerset is best travelled through at high speed and never venture off main roads and pray you do not get a flat tyre....
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Brought a tear to my eye.
