...and All is alright with the World.

[Lucky13]

I wish!
The Italian Bacon, Ocean's Bacon, Lord of the Bacon, From here to Bacon, The Longest Bacon....

 

[meatloaf109]

Go, you bacon poet! Go!
Haiku, free form, iambic pentameter,
Whatever you feel!

 

[N4521U]

The longest Bacon............. you tryin to bragg again?

 

[Lucky13]

Saving Private Bacon, 12 Angry Bacon, Midnight Bacon, Breakfast at Bacon, For Your Bacon Only.....

 

[vikingBerserker]

Silence of the Bacon, 6 Degrees of Bacon,

 

[meatloaf109]

From Bacon to Eternity,
12 o'clock Bacon.
Bacon, bacon, bacon!
And, of course, Bacon bacon , bacon bacon bacon!

 

[GrauGeist]

For whom the bacon tolls...it tolls for thee
I preferred mine crispy, crunchy is just right for me
A rock

There...that's my Haiku contribution

*Note*
don't look at me, I didn't write that...the beer did...

 

[Lucky13]

Six pack of bacon, eh?

 

[N4521U]

12 Angry Bacon

That would be "12 Angry Bacon Rashers"!

 

[Readie]

John, nobody wants to hear about your sex life....
Thanks, for coming over to the "dark side" of bacon. It is the only true way....

Paul, only you could give me the courage to face another mustardless week

 

[Readie]

You leave your mustard unrefrigerated? I used to do that with my mustard and catsup/ketchup, until one day I found worms swimming in my condiments kept in the pantry. No more.

Matt... proper mustard is made with powder and water, as strong as you like. It'll kill flies and maggots at 50 paces

As for 'worms in your condiments'... you need medical help mate

 

[Readie]

Bacon busters
The battle of bacon
Harry bacon and the bacon of bacon
Dr Bacon
The bacon job

hahahahaha.... I've gone mad

 

[Lucky13]

The First World Bacon...
The Second World Bacon...

 

[meatloaf109]

All Quiet on the Bacon Front.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Bacon from Iwo Jima

 

[rochie]

she wore a bacon ribbon

 

[GrauGeist]

The Bacon has landed
Bacon's Heros
A Bacon too far
The Bacons of Navaronne
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
Where Bacon may dare
The longest Bacon

 

[vikingBerserker]

Great movie lines:
"Have you ever danced with bacon in the pale moon light?"
"Go ahead, make my bacon."

 

[GrauGeist]

lol sure, good movie quotes to be had out there:

"ONE Bacon and ONE Bacon only..."
"I love the smell of Bacon in the morning..."

 

[vikingBerserker]

"I love the smell of Bacon in the morning..."

...and we have a winner!