...and All is alright with the World.

[Matt308]

Lord Bacon. Evidentiary of Sir Canadian Bacon.

A slightly milder, bloke. Smokes less and whose tarts are not quite right.

 

[Readie]

All roads lead to Mustard Christopher

You knew I was right all along.
I'm even prepared to post you a pot or powder of Englands finest


With trans Atlantic relations going so well, what could could possibly go wrong....

 

[Lucky13]

It getting stolen on the way!

 

[Matt308]

It's Mustard Christopher in the study with the candlestick! Case solved!

 

[Gnomey]

Sure its not with the hunk of bacon in the pantry...

 

[Matt308]

Might be...hit with a bacon tallow candle in the pantry by Mustard Christopher.

 

[meatloaf109]

No.
I must be Col. Mustard doing it to Miss Scarlet. (Aka. Miss Bacon) in the pantry.

 

[GrauGeist]

lol

 

[Njaco]

Col. Chris Mustard doing it to Mrs. Kevin Bacon - Kyra Sedgwick!!!!

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I like that.

 

[Readie]

Today's bacon fix was rolls of back, roasted in the oven and eaten with a roast dinner

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Readie]

Jan... you are a fruit cake

 

[Lucky13]

A bacon cake if you please, kind Sir!

 

[Readie]

CLANG.... oh, that'll be the left ventricle shutting

 

[Gnomey]

Just after all the rest of the arteries have clogged but as Jan lacks much of a brain, it isn't going to have that much an effect...

 

[gumbyk]

UNICORN BACON!!!!

The 19th one down!!!!

 

[Readie]

Er, NURSE its time for our New Zealand friends medicine..... what do you mean we haven't got any left?..... don't you realise that without the medicine we are in grave danger of them all paddling across the 7 seas to come here?
There must be an emergency store somewhere...
We got Aussies galore in Earls Court,The French everwhere,mad Swedes in Scotland, umpteen nations hiding under lorries trying to get in and now we'll have a sea borne invasion of Kiwis...

 

[GrauGeist]

And you guys were glad to see the Yanks go home after the war because we were uncultured and chasing after the women!

 

[Readie]

And you guys were glad to see the Yanks go home after the war because we were uncultured and chasing after the women!

Can't deny that Dave ( not that I was here mind you hahaha). Every visitor has a sell by date I guess. You were glad to see the back of the British a while ago too

The prospect of a horde of Romanians arriving here after 1/1/14 if enough to make me ask if you guys would like a holiday here... we'll pay ( we do for everyone else)
Fancy that?
An English welcome, lovely pies, beer, football, driving on the correct side of the road, manual gearboxes... the advantages are endless.....

 

[Lucky13]

What!? Over paid? Over sexed? And over here? Naaaaah!
That was easily solved with bacon!