Matt308
Glock Perfection
Lord Bacon. Evidentiary of Sir Canadian Bacon.
A slightly milder, bloke. Smokes less and whose tarts are not quite right.
A slightly milder, bloke. Smokes less and whose tarts are not quite right.
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...and All is alright with the World. (1 Viewer)
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Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
All roads lead to Mustard Christopher 
You knew I was right all along.
I'm even prepared to post you a pot or powder of Englands finest
With trans Atlantic relations going so well, what could could possibly go wrong....
You knew I was right all along.
I'm even prepared to post you a pot or powder of Englands finest
With trans Atlantic relations going so well, what could could possibly go wrong....
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
It getting stolen on the way! 
Matt308
Glock Perfection
It's Mustard Christopher in the study with the candlestick! Case solved!
Sure its not with the hunk of bacon in the pantry...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Might be...hit with a bacon tallow candle in the pantry by Mustard Christopher.
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
No.
I must be Col. Mustard doing it to Miss Scarlet. (Aka. Miss Bacon) in the pantry.
I must be Col. Mustard doing it to Miss Scarlet. (Aka. Miss Bacon) in the pantry.
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
lol
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Col. Chris Mustard doing it to Mrs. Kevin Bacon - Kyra Sedgwick!!!!
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I like that.
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I like that.
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Today's bacon fix was rolls of back, roasted in the oven and eaten with a roast dinner
Lucky13
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Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Jan... you are a fruit cake
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
A bacon cake if you please, kind Sir!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
CLANG.... oh, that'll be the left ventricle shutting
Just after all the rest of the arteries have clogged but as Jan lacks much of a brain, it isn't going to have that much an effect...
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Er, NURSE its time for our New Zealand friends medicine..... what do you mean we haven't got any left?..... don't you realise that without the medicine we are in grave danger of them all paddling across the 7 seas to come here?
There must be an emergency store somewhere...
We got Aussies galore in Earls Court,The French everwhere,mad Swedes in Scotland, umpteen nations hiding under lorries trying to get in and now we'll have a sea borne invasion of Kiwis...
There must be an emergency store somewhere...
We got Aussies galore in Earls Court,The French everwhere,mad Swedes in Scotland, umpteen nations hiding under lorries trying to get in and now we'll have a sea borne invasion of Kiwis...
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
And you guys were glad to see the Yanks go home after the war because we were uncultured and chasing after the women!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
And you guys were glad to see the Yanks go home after the war because we were uncultured and chasing after the women!
Can't deny that Dave ( not that I was here mind you hahaha). Every visitor has a sell by date I guess. You were glad to see the back of the British a while ago too
The prospect of a horde of Romanians arriving here after 1/1/14 if enough to make me ask if you guys would like a holiday here... we'll pay ( we do for everyone else)
Fancy that?
An English welcome, lovely pies, beer, football, driving on the correct side of the road, manual gearboxes... the advantages are endless.....
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
What!? Over paid? Over sexed? And over here? Naaaaah!
That was easily solved with bacon!
That was easily solved with bacon!
