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You were ratted out. I can't tell you by whom, I don't rat on my bacon-loving friends.:By jove... has our secret leaked out?
Did the spy's in space see the vapour?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Angela Merkel, here. Sorry, you got the wrong number."Frying Pan One to Frying Pan Two...Check your fire!"
I overdid the bacon bagel this morning.
Toasted bagel, butter, the unmentionable thing that begins with 'm' and 8 rashers....
I have been farting all day... and Mrs R is not amused
Oh Kermit, you always crack me up.
Or coffee...Well tea anyway.
Or coffee...