Anyone heard from Crippen?

[the lancaster kicks ass]

well, i guess this's better advice than udet's

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

True to that. My first relationship only lasted about 2 hours! I heard her laugh for the first time and I almost threw up. I could not live with that laugh. Anyhow me and my wife are about to hit 2 years married now and 4 years together. YEAHHHHHHH

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

lmao!! her laugh was really that bad

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Yes it was terrible. It actually embarrassed me. We were at an show in the School Theatre and she laughed really loud at something that was not funny. She was the only one that laughed and right there and then I sunk down into my seat and new that i was going to break up with her. Pretty shallow actually.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

it's proberly best i don't put some of the things my mates have said about the most current ex Mrs. Lanc..........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yes, I agree

Ive only ever had one girlfriend, I only ever will have one girlfriend, and I have no problems to report. She's perfect! 8)

 

[trackend]

Dont you have to get her revulcanized regularly though CC

 

[cheddar cheese]

Re-vul-can-ized?

 

[trackend]

Dont worry CC bad joke
My first girl freind got pissed off with me after two days and slapped me on the head mind you I was only 9 and had braces on I was even uglier than I am now so she had every right to plant one on me

 

[Nonskimmer]

He means your inflatable girl. Jeez CC, even I caught that one!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah right, you couldnt even catch a cold

 

[Nonskimmer]

I wish.

 

[trackend]

I dont think Skim would have much problem pulling the crumpet CC one whiff of a Uniform and most of the girls go loopy better still with a few gongs and some scrambled egg on it.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Oh yeah, I'm just beating them away with a stick, I am!

 

[evangilder]

Yeah, NS, you are a real babe-magnet, you stud muffin!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Well I'm glad you think so.

Wait a minute, no I'm not.

 

[evangilder]

 

[plan_D]

"Oh yeah, I'm just beating them away with a stick, I am!"

Is that the same stick you use to bat for the other team.


I'm going to get tired of these lame one liners, one day.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[Nonskimmer]

Wait, I mean