- Thread starter
- #21
Anyone remember me?
- Thread starter Rafe35
- Start date
Ad: This forum contains affiliate links to products on Amazon and eBay. More information in Terms and rules
evangilder
"Shooter"
No prob. 
Well I guess we can use this one as a spam thread now, so lets have fun!
cheddar cheese
Major General
Everybody loves SPAM!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!
I like Spam when I am in the field.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Beats MREs! 
Yeap and that is why I take cans and cans of SPAM!
cheddar cheese
Major General
Spam in the morning! 8)
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
I still can't get over the U.S guys prefering our boil in the bag rat-packs!
They're narstey!
They're narstey!
evangilder
"Shooter"
Ever eat an MRE, Med? They are disgusting.
MRE= Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
Meals Rambo Eats
Meals Ready to Explode
Mostly Rat Entrails
The list goes on...
MRE= Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
Meals Rambo Eats
Meals Ready to Explode
Mostly Rat Entrails
The list goes on...
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
hey some boil in the bags aint too bad, just don't look at it before you eat it......
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
once I had a glass cut in a wurst, my friend discovered a rat tail in a piece of bread, I saw on the TV that one man found wrench in a pasta bag! 
cheddar cheese
Major General
We had the sterotypical bug in salad once
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Check My New MRE Thread.........
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
evangilder said:
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Okay - several nasty things about our ratpacks.
1: There's a nasty, tinny, chemical backtaste to all of them except Treacle Tart - which is okay. Some people hated Treacle Tart with a passion, so I would trade-off all my other puddings with those people and would have that as breakfast. I couldn't face the others (bearing in mind that on hard routine they're all eaten cold) first thing at 6.00am. I kid you not - one of them has 'Boiled chicken dump' printed on the foil.
2: The coffee together with two cigarettes will get your zombified internal motor firing again - but it will also strip the enamel off your teeth.
3: All of this is heated by hexi-blocks - a bugger to light in bad weather, and kicks off the most vile toxic fumes imaginable. I remember once at ROTC everybody was brewing up inside this barn in Wales and the air was lethal - I and several others decided that going outside for a smoke was going to be the healthy option.
Army logic - the metal frame is designed to hold the issued mug - but guess what the mug we got issued with is made out of? Plastic! I managed to 'aquire' a metal one of the same design and put a thin strip of gaffer tape around the rim to stop me burning my lips off when I drank from it.
4: They also make you fart - like a tractor, and turn your innards to soild concrete!
Oh well - all good fun and games really!
I always like the Italian and the German MRE's.
I tried the British ones when I was at the Cadet Summer Camp in England, but for some reason I can not remember how they tasted.
