Emac44
Staff Sergeant
Ah the poor old spider. The most misunderstood and the most feared creature on God's Planet. Soren you story about waking up with a spider on your nose reminds me of a mate of mine who has a serious Phobia about spiders. He was over at his girlfriends place at the time. He was having a nice warm shower and after the shower my friend decided to dry his face with a lovely clean fluffy towel his girlfriend had set out for him.So upon drying his face he couldn't quiet understand why the clean fluffy towel was rough in areas across his face. Upon further inspection he found this huge Huntsman Spider inside the folds of the towel. He not only had used the Spiders backside to dry his face but as I said to him later on him relating the story to me, my friend had given this Spider a type of possible sexual gratification.
As for spiders I don't fear them I treat them as I would a snake. RESPECT. But unlike a snake I just go and get the Surface Spray and kill the spider its eggs and web. Its bloody European Paper Wasps I despise and thank you Soren for sharing those little bastards with us from Europe. For your utmost considering for sharing the European Paper Wasp with Australia Soren count on a several large boxes containing Funnel Webs from Sydney Red Back Spiders who love dwelling around the toilet seat and a box of female Grey Back Mosquitos which are so large you could enter the English Derby on and guaranted to win a poll position on by riding the Mosquito as you would ride a race horse
As for spiders I don't fear them I treat them as I would a snake. RESPECT. But unlike a snake I just go and get the Surface Spray and kill the spider its eggs and web. Its bloody European Paper Wasps I despise and thank you Soren for sharing those little bastards with us from Europe. For your utmost considering for sharing the European Paper Wasp with Australia Soren count on a several large boxes containing Funnel Webs from Sydney Red Back Spiders who love dwelling around the toilet seat and a box of female Grey Back Mosquitos which are so large you could enter the English Derby on and guaranted to win a poll position on by riding the Mosquito as you would ride a race horse