Can Colorblind people fly?

[Messy1]

It would have to be African I believe. A European doesn't have the payload capacity.
You might be able to reach terminal velocity if you dropped the coconut off the top of a big, wooden badger....

 

[Airframes]

But then Njaco would be called in as it could be classed as cruelty to Badgers, wooden or otherwise .........

 

[Messy1]

Very true! Damn PC police nowadays, they'll go and ruin a good comedy bit.

 

[vikingBerserker]

But if Harrison and the coconut fell in the forest and nobody (including a badger wooden or otherwise) was there to see it, would there actually be a splat, a shout of "Son of a..", quickly followed by a coconut hitting his head?

 

[B-17engineer]

I would be there to see it.

 

[Airframes]

But if you're colour blind, how would you be able to tell it was a coconut (That's an African coconut BTW), you might think it was an Avocado?

 

[B-17engineer]

I would taste it on my way down to find out for sure.

 

[Airframes]

But if it was a coconut (and not what you though, an Avocado), how would you break open the hard husk?
(We have to assume the wooden [or otherwise] badger is not falling with you, so can't be used to break open the husk.)

 

[B-17engineer]

Oh dam, that was my understanding the badger fell with me..

 

[Messy1]

Ok, now Lancelot, Gallahad, and I jump out of the wooden rabbit (or badger) and split the coconut open with a blunt instrument!

 

[Bucksnort101]

Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers (wooden or otherwise).

 

[Messy1]

More badgers than you could shake a stick at Buck!

 

[GrauGeist]

Ok, now Lancelot, Gallahad, and I jump out of the wooden rabbit (or badger) and split the coconut open with a blunt instrument!

But why a blunt instrument, such as a spoon, when you could use the Holy Handgrenade?

 

[Messy1]

And the counting shall be three. No more, no less!

 

[B-17engineer]

Why would we use a gernade to split a cocoanut

 

[Bucksnort101]

Why would we use a gernade to split a cocoanut

Because we can. Silly question

 

[vikingBerserker]

..and it's not just any hand-grenade, it's the "Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch", not to be confused with the "Holy Hand-Grenade of Newark" which has an entirely different connotation (and smells much worse!).

 

[RabidAlien]

CONSULT THE BOOK OF ARMAMENTS!!!

Now, if said coconut (African, of course) were to weigh as much as a duck, would we have to then consider Harrison "a witch"? Especially if he turned Lucky into a newt?

 

[Airframes]

And doesn't work, as I found out to my cost, when trying to take out a coven of nasty, bighting rabbits, hidden in a cave. I have to admit though, they were supported by a very large wooden badger. Oh, and a napalm carrying swallow .......
Crossing posts :- Hmm, witches. What do we do with witches? Oops - apart from very small pebbels, what floats?
Witches !
Right, burn 'em !!!

 

[B-17engineer]

You have to catch me first! And I wouldn't be a witch I'd be a warlock