Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
And, Thorlifter, don't forget to raise the little pinkie when sipping from the cup.......
Are these Texan Types, what you might call, 'Rough'?
Are these Texan Types, what you might call, 'Rough'?
Can I be an honorary Englishman?
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DBII
Senior Master Sergeant
If one raises one's little pinkie while drinking in east Texas, one's redneck buddies will hit said pinkie with a $%#^*$ hammer. The only tea that is allowed is a tall glass with ice. LOL
DBII
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Better have some whiskey in it too Thor stop trying to play with the tea bags
Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
I do believe that you have, succinctly, answered my question.
Can I hear a Banjo and Guitar?
Can I hear a Banjo and Guitar?
DBII
Senior Master Sergeant
They are Roughnecks, Oilfield workers. They would remove the shotguns from their pickup trucks and shoot any banjos. They are a fiddle bunch. LOL.
I like Wilbur1's plan better.
DBII
I like Wilbur1's plan better.
DBII
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Thorlifter
Captain
Whiskey is for after hours fun.
Funny, I have always raised my pinky up when drinking. Not straight up and sticking out like a $3 pansy, but just slightly off the glass. Always have and I guess I always will.
Funny, I have always raised my pinky up when drinking. Not straight up and sticking out like a $3 pansy, but just slightly off the glass. Always have and I guess I always will.
DBII
Senior Master Sergeant
Oh, that is different, never mind.
DBII
DBII
Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
$3? Ye gods its expensive over there............
So I'm told
So I'm told
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
When did Texas get beer it sure wasn't when I was there
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
When I applied to become British I had to:
1. Recite the complete "Argument" sketch by Monty Python.
2. Convert to The Church of England.
3. Name 2 Britcoms.
4. Own at least five Books on Admiral Nelson.
5. Add "Bobby" and "fuzzy-wuzzie" to my lexicon.
6. Have a shrine somewhere in my home to Manchester United.
7. Recite the rules of Football
lol: ) and Cricket.
8. Name either Churchill, Maggie or Wellington as my favorite person of all time.
9. Name all the wars under Queen Victoria.
10. Define "bonnet" and "spanner".
Sadly, I didn't make it.
1. Recite the complete "Argument" sketch by Monty Python.
2. Convert to The Church of England.
3. Name 2 Britcoms.
4. Own at least five Books on Admiral Nelson.
5. Add "Bobby" and "fuzzy-wuzzie" to my lexicon.
6. Have a shrine somewhere in my home to Manchester United.
7. Recite the rules of Football
lol: ) and Cricket.8. Name either Churchill, Maggie or Wellington as my favorite person of all time.
9. Name all the wars under Queen Victoria.
10. Define "bonnet" and "spanner".
Sadly, I didn't make it.
Wildcat
Major
Phew! Your lucky Njaco, next step was bad teeth and pale skin... 
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
That I was the first test and I passed!
Speaking as an Englishmen who can trace his ancestry back to 1066. My favorite teas are Earl Grey an Rose pouchong.
PG Tips is suitable for the commoner only. Rumour has it that they stew it till the spoon is able to stand in it and sweetened with six tablespoons of sugar.
Real tea comes out of a teapot.
If your feeling really bold try Lapsang Sauchong.
Sweetner made out of Coal or Oil is an affront to any right thinking individual.
PG Tips is suitable for the commoner only. Rumour has it that they stew it till the spoon is able to stand in it and sweetened with six tablespoons of sugar.
Real tea comes out of a teapot.
If your feeling really bold try Lapsang Sauchong.
Sweetner made out of Coal or Oil is an affront to any right thinking individual.
Freebird
Master Sergeant
I saw the interview of John Cleese, (after he had been living in America for a few years) they asked him what were the biggest differences between living in Britain USA, he answered that in Britain
1.) They drink Tea instead of Coffee
2.) You can cut somone off in traffic without getting shot at,
3.) When you meet the head of state you only have to go down on ONE knee.
(the interview was in the late 90's....)
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Thorlifter
Captain
When I applied to become British I had to:
1. Recite the complete "Argument" sketch by Monty Python.
2. Convert to The Church of England.
3. Name 2 Britcoms.
4. Own at least five Books on Admiral Nelson.
5. Add "Bobby" and "fuzzy-wuzzie" to my lexicon.
6. Have a shrine somewhere in my home to Manchester United.
7. Recite the rules of Football
8. Name either Churchill, Maggie or Wellington as my favorite person of all time.
9. Name all the wars under Queen Victoria.
10. Define "bonnet" and "spanner".
Sadly, I didn't make it.
Damn, I thought I'd get in on just drinking tea! I've got #1 covered, but the rest, I'm done for.
Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
Do you want the 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?
Phew! Your lucky Njaco, next step was bad teeth and pale skin...
Nothing wrong with my teeth:
Look:
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
I'm with Downwind. Theres nothing wrong with my tooth.
"I told you once."
"No, you didn't"
"I told you once."
"No, you didn't"
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
I say old chaps...what about those blasted neds?
Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
Sorry lucky - don't understand the Banter
Downwind.Maddl-Land
Airman 1st Class
I'm with Downwind. Theres nothing wrong with my tooth.
"I told you once."
"No, you didn't"
Yes you did!
This isn't argument - it's merely contradiction.
