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[mosquitoman]

A cheap Toyota pick-up truck would do me fine for off-road

 

[cheddar cheese]

Id have a Bowler Wildcat. No qestion 8)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

chances are when this card thread was active you guys were asking yourself "mmm, i wonder what that lanc drives on the farm?" well you're about to see, below are most of (but not all) the tractors and impliments i can use, most can be used in any tractor/impliment combination, interesting stuff i think you'll agree!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

and ofcourse, what goes with the tractors? more to come later!

 

[Parmigiano]

Hi Lanc,
SAME is an Italian brand of tractors

http://www.samedeutz-fahr.com/same/

and this is the kind of stuff I remember from grand dad agricultural times: the single-cylinder 'hot-head' Landini

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/rfbzu/id14.htm

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

oh dear lord they're italian

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what, no one else interested

 

[Nonskimmer]

I had a tractor when I was three. It was plastic and had a horn that beeped.

 

[Parmigiano]

oh dear lord they're italian

.... now you understand because it stops so often and never wake up in the morning?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

actually it's not that bad a tractor can turn on a sixpence and is faster in reverse than forward

 

[cheddar cheese]

You need some Lamborghini tractors lanc, then you can say you have a Lamborghini to townies and confuse them

 

[jinjinweiwei]

no bugatti will be better. or a zonda

 

[lesofprimus]

I had a tractor when I was three. It was plastic and had a horn that beeped.

Wayne, that, my friend, was some classic, funny ass shit....

Lanc, after viewing all ur pics and seeing the scenery and backdrop, I suddenly feel totally depressed and desire to kill myself...

Is that normal???

Oh yea, BTW, I didnt see any sheep running around.... I guess u keep all the cute ones in the "Special" pen, right???

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

what's so depressing about the backgroud!

this's our slurry pit!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Lanc's bathtub.
No, no, not really.



Nice swimming pool.

 

[Parmigiano]

I am all with Lanc, although I don't have business with agriculture my mom's parent worked the land and I liked when my dad had a small 'hobby' vineyard. Even if working in a hill based vineyard was a hell of a job, much heavier than one can imagine.

Hey Lanc, about your slurry pit: there are a lot of idiots outside who buy fake mud to decorate their Cayennes and Cherockees, why don't you bottle your stuff in a nice container and sell it in top-end car shops for 50 pounds a gallon?
With a bit of clever marketing you could really make money out of it...

 

[cheddar cheese]

no bugatti will be better. or a zonda

I dont think Horatio Pagani or Ettore Bugatti ever dabbled with the Tractor business...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

I am all with Lanc, although I don't have business with agriculture my mom's parent worked the land and I liked when my dad had a small 'hobby' vineyard. Even if working in a hill based vineyard was a hell of a job, much heavier than one can imagine.

Hey Lanc, about your slurry pit: there are a lot of idiots outside who buy fake mud to decorate their Cayennes and Cherockees, why don't you bottle your stuff in a nice container and sell it in top-end car shops for 50 pounds a gallon?
With a bit of clever marketing you could really make money out of it...

sell out shit? not a chance i've got a little wager with my dad, you see the line of green scum around the inside? that's how far it filled last year, i'm betting this year we'll beat that, my dad think's we'll get less, we'll know come spring/summer

 

[cheddar cheese]

I can give you a hand in reaching that goal if you like

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

it's not hands we're after