This thread will outlive all of us. I found my invisible paint so that I can help him to build it and my invisible bullets so that I can shoot the stinking thing.
The fun thing is: this roadking guy signedon on 7-5-2010, at 8:04, posted his gem starting this thread a 8:05, signed off at 8:06, to never log on again and he's been laughing ever since.