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    are Glasgow's pavements that bad Bertie ?
     
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    Yes, please!
     
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    One bump and it's driver puree.

    Geo
     
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    No, old chap. That's for getting safely into the average pub in Glasgow !
     
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    I wonder now many pints Jan has tossed down. :lol:
     
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    As cool as all that is, I would suggest that the mounted weapon be secured in a better position...
     
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    Yep, otherwise deafness, and scorched face, would certainly result !
     
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    That as well as the looming carnage of an AD, since that's an electric operated piece of equipment.

    Actually, electric or not, you just never know...I recently saw a short video of some ISIS clowns running across the road and one of them had an RPG slung across their shoulder. The fool thing went off for no reason and left a pretty ugly stain on the road.
     
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    The spare tire since being useless should be replaced with a keg.
     
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    As cool this may be, I can't help but thinking twin .50's! 8)
    As for how many beers that I've tossed down, I'm sorry to report that it's none, as I'm tossing down Green Demons....Midori, Malibu, Absolut Citron and Sprite.... :rolleyes: ;) :lol:
     
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    Try drink a bottle of Green Charteuse...green going down and green coming up.

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    So I'm looing at a full tracked quad....and its got a spare wheel ?...never heard of tracked vehicles getting a flat ! :)

    I'll have some of what the builder had before he thought that one thru' ! :)
     
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    And why is there only two "potato mashers" clipped to that storage box?

    Perhaps that's all they could afford after purchasing that awesome, but totally useless spare tire? :lol:
     
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    ounds like a bit of a Sheila's drink to me !
     
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    You know your Sheila's drinks do you now old bean, would you care to elaborate more Karl, Charles or should I say Charlotte? ;) :lol:
     
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    Definitely a girly drink I would say .............. not enough Scottish White Wine in it !!
     
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