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This is your captain speaking, we have had a minor wardrobe malfunction in the cockpit. You may experience some slight turbulence of the aircraft. There is nothing to be concerned about. please remain calm...
If Hollywood remade "North By Northwest" today...
BACON, BACON, BACON! In a month of giving rides, you get one in a hundred riders who wants to go all twisty in the air, and it makes all the drudgery and ignorami and fifteen takeoffs and landings a day, and the hunger and thirst and sweat and rush and pressure, WORTH IT! And once in a while you get one who will recite John G McGee's "High Flight" as the Green Mountains and the blue yonder swap places. A truly religious experience.