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Gripe Whinge
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Nonskimmer
Captain
My hate list is far too long for this thread. 
evangilder
"Shooter"
People that balance their checkbooks while at a cash machine. Then when you try clearing your throat or giving them a subtle hint that you are waiting on their sorry ass, they givve you a dirty look.
People that cut in line
Express lines (12 items or less) with a person pushing a FULL CART!
People who speed up when you turn on your turn signal. I give them till the last minute and cut over.
People who turn right from the left turn lane
The asshole in the fast lane...doing 55 MPH!
"Boom cars" Those guys with the huge sub-woofers that want to let the world know they hae them while the damn things are shaking your fillings loose.
There are more...
People that cut in line
Express lines (12 items or less) with a person pushing a FULL CART!
People who speed up when you turn on your turn signal. I give them till the last minute and cut over.
People who turn right from the left turn lane
The asshole in the fast lane...doing 55 MPH!
"Boom cars" Those guys with the huge sub-woofers that want to let the world know they hae them while the damn things are shaking your fillings loose.
There are more...
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Chief Master Sergeant
I agree with you Evan those Auto's thumping out some mindless garbage based around a 4/4 time bass drum with a staccato snare roll every 10th bar and some dick head shouting I got a f***ing gun. But most of the time all you can hear is the door panels pumping in and out.
Names given to jobs that try to make them look more high fluting than they are
IE Transport technician = Motor mechanic
Revenue Inspector = Ticket collector
Data input officer = Copy typist
Human resource department = Personnel
Names given to jobs that try to make them look more high fluting than they are
IE Transport technician = Motor mechanic
Revenue Inspector = Ticket collector
Data input officer = Copy typist
Human resource department = Personnel
Nonskimmer
Captain
Sanitary technician = Garbage man
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Oh I have a bugbear that I've remembered - Mothers who drive those 4x4 Panzer tanks in the centre of Clifton when they're taking their vile brats to school.
1 - Make the little buggers walk or get a bus - I did.
2 - Look at the pictures below, just at the top of my road, and round the corner. Notice that, surprise, surprise, the streets were never designed for hulking great 4x4's! Result, the traffic flow, which was bad already begins to grind to a standstill. For the countryside they're fine. Hopeless for dense urban areas.
1 - Make the little buggers walk or get a bus - I did.
2 - Look at the pictures below, just at the top of my road, and round the corner. Notice that, surprise, surprise, the streets were never designed for hulking great 4x4's! Result, the traffic flow, which was bad already begins to grind to a standstill. For the countryside they're fine. Hopeless for dense urban areas.
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Nonskimmer
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Y'know? I've been meaning to ask someone this for ages, but why are certain street lines wavy like that?
Medvedya
Master Sergeant
Means you can't park there - otherwise people would park right up to the zebra crossing. The traffic is a real nightmare round here.
Erich
the old Sage
Med educate me......what's up with the small vehicles parked in opposite directions ? man too much road graffitti for me
superunknown
Airman
Drivers who don't use indicaters - the amount of times I've almost been hit whilst walking near junctions because of morons who don't know what the flashing lights are for.
The term "chav" - I have no idea where this term came from, back in my day we just called them townies, d1ckheads or thick tw*ts. I personally like my brothers name for them, Scroats, more appropriate I think.
School kids who wear Cobain/Nirvana T-shirts - Most of them have no idea who he was or what he was like. Talking crap about how original they were, Pixies, anyone?
The term "chav" - I have no idea where this term came from, back in my day we just called them townies, d1ckheads or thick tw*ts. I personally like my brothers name for them, Scroats, more appropriate I think.
School kids who wear Cobain/Nirvana T-shirts - Most of them have no idea who he was or what he was like. Talking crap about how original they were, Pixies, anyone?
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
9am lectures, People who's head is so far up their own a*se their adam's apple is actually their nose and overpaid footballers are my pet hates
superunknown
Airman
Don't get me started with footballers 
, or any sports personality for that matter. Sports personality = oxymoron
Dumbass chimps, the lot of em.
, or any sports personality for that matter. Sports personality = oxymoronDumbass chimps, the lot of em.
mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
Rugby players have got personalities but that's because they're sportsmen first, personality second
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Officially Erich there not meant to park in the opposite direction to the traffic lane, but usual what happens is if they drive up the road to turn around and face the correct direction by the time they return their parking space has gone so they tend to dive in as soon as they see one.Erich said:
I have to agree with you Med them Shmuck trucks just dont fit on our roads and 99% of them never go off road anyway whats the point.
Erich they are in the late 20's and early 30's most of them.
And as for the chick with the cherry print panties..... I did her too!
And as for the chick with the cherry print panties..... I did her too!
Nonskimmer
Captain
Uh-huh.
You got sloppy seconds though!
Nonskimmer
Captain
Hey its a nasty job but someone has to do it right?
