Gripe Whinge

[evangilder]

I still like the old juvenile prank with the dog crap. Gather up some dog poo in a paper bag, set it on fire on his porch. Let it get going a bit and ring the doorbell and get out of there. His instinct will be to stomp out the fire. heheh Works every time.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Better yet, fill the bag with your own poo for that added personal touch.

 

[mosquitoman]

Someone on our corridor kept nicking stuff out of our fridge so one guy bought a pot of olives, removed the oil and replaced it if several bodily fluids- it was gone the next day!

 

[trackend]

Had that at work Mossie so one guy voulnteered to do a teenage thing in the toilet while another had a heavy chest cold then we mentioned it in passing in the mess room we found the culprit but he wasnt in a talking mood for some reason (and fairly green).

 

[mosquitoman]

We still haven't found out who it was!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Ive always thought putting laxative in a muffin and getting someone to eat it without them knowing was a good one

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes, and could you imagine if you didn't tell them 'till a few hours later, and got that person's class to tell them??

 

[cheddar cheese]

Damn that would be so hilarious



Ive also thought that throwing a cone in the air and being shot by friendly fire on accident would be pretty funny too

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes but it would be understandable if the person throwing the cone didn't think the person shooting would actually shoot.......

 

[cheddar cheese]

Only a complete idiot would think that if it was Martyn shooting though...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

that's annoyingly true........

 

[trackend]

big gripe. Went to a free airshow at Southend yesterday and the litter left behind was blood ridiculous half eaten burgers and hot dogs all over the sea front all because they where to bleeding lazy to walk 50ft to a bin christ we've got some pig ignorant animals in this country and one other thing because its held over water there's a clearly defined and buoyed exclusion zone for boats and as it was the 21st show you would think everyone would know and what happens some pair of knob heads in a yacht decides they wants to leave the mooring and sail across the display area . The consequence is the display by champion arobatic flyer Will Curtis in his SU26 is knocked on the head cheers you f**king pratts.
I think if they had done it when the Typhoon had been on show they would have been lynched.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Here's one, especially for people here in the states. Guys that have those big pick-ups with the lift kits that put them WAY up in the air. You get behnd them in a parking lot and they slow way down to go over speed bumps!

Something that I hate even more is the people who buy the big pick ups or SUV's and turn them into low riders. I can not stand that. First of all it defeats the purpose of it and the vehicles were not built to be 2 inches off of the ground so you can pimp in it! 8)

 

[Medvedya]

Also, what's with all that stuff when 'gangstas' adapt the suspension so you can make the car bounce up and down - looks bloody stupid!

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

I saw hydros on a Lexus IS300 a while ago, looked like shite.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I agree it is completey stupid, about as dumb as wearing your pants around your ankles as the kids today seem to do.

 

[evangilder]

Definitely agree with you there on both counts, Adler. My nephew knows better than to wear pants like that at my house. He found them around his ankles last time. He wears proper pants when visiting now.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Damn straight I hate that stuff.

 

[evangilder]

It looks ridiculous.

Another one...People who just don't get it. They annoy the crap out of everyone and still act like everyone else has a problem. I won't name any names though. I think you know who I mean.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Hats on sideways and all walking like they've got bad backs or a trick knee.
God, ain't it cool to look stupid?