and that is offensive to everyone in the tropics and southern hemisphereEvery greeting that you have listed is potentially offensive to someone, somewhere. Happy secular winter social event.
You forgot us Pastafarians! May His noodily goodness embrace you, and stuff...From my family to yours, I wish you all a Happy Stolen Pagan Holidays! I hope its a good one, and may your celebrations be merry. Be safe everyone.
And to those who have no sense of humor: