How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.

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  1. Hunter368

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    He does not have a beer gut...

    He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys)

    He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys)



    He is not quiet...

    He is a Conversational Minimalist.

    He is a SAMS grad.



    He is not stupid...

    He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

    He is a field grade.



    He does not get lost all the time...

    He discovers Alternative Destinations.

    He gets temporarily misoriented.



    He is not balding...

    He is in Follicle Regression.

    He has a REALLY squared away high and tight.



    He is not a cradle robber...

    He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

    He is breaking the new fraternization policies.



    He does not get falling-down drunk...

    He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

    He practices his IMTs in the club.



    He is not short...

    He is Anatomically Compact.

    He suffers from a Napoleon Complex.



    He does not have a rich daddy...

    He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.

    He has the Army as a hobby.



    He does not constantly talk about cars...

    He has a Vehicular Addiction.

    He must be a Transporter.



    He does not have a hot body...

    He is Physically Combustible.

    He is a PT stud.



    He is not unsophisticated...

    He is Socially Challenged.

    He is a Ranger.



    He does not eat like a pig...

    He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

    He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut.



    He is not a bad dancer...

    He is Overly Caucasian.

    He is from the Muddy Boots Army.



    He does not hog the blankets...

    He is Thermally Unappreciative.

    He is a Blue Falcon.



    He is not a male chauvinist pig...

    He has Swine Empathy.

    He must be combat arms.



    He is not afraid of commitment...

    He is Monogamously Challenged.

    He loves TDY.
     
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