If you choked a smurf...

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I used to thing Jan was a Muppet, due to his past employment as the Swedish Chef, but all this time he's been hiding the fact that he's a ... Smurf ??!!
 
They both look equally ridiculous of course!
Anyway, how the **** could a snake wear stockings? They have no hands to pull them on with, and no legs to put them, you stupid boy !
 
What's wrong with Jan? Did he forget his medicine? We had lassies in Catalinas somewhere else on the forum and instead he's wondering about strangling a smurf....

I think its looking at those lassies that led to him strangling a smurf....
 

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