Introducing myself..

[Lucky13]

So he DOES have a bigger whip as he said then....?

 

[Becca]

YUP! Guess he was saving it.

 

[Matt308]

the mountains rivers are outrageous and we have the most beautiful coastline on the west coast US of A

Now that... is a fact.

 

[lesofprimus]

Must be alot of topless beaches up in Oregon then...

 

[ccheese]

Gee, I donno.... ole Les has never said a cross word to me. Maybe he
just ignores me ??

Charles

 

[Matt308]

Don't kid yourself. When you least expect a beating, one will be delivered. You will forever walk upon eggshells wondering what offense you have committed, whose honor you have tarnished, what UMCJ you have inadvertently violated. The sheer depravity of his verbal dressing down will forever stain your ego with his poor grammar, excessive use of profanity, and and the utter ugliness of his inane banter. You will shiver with queasiness at the thought of constructing his verbal logic aimed at defiling your private parts, your mother and a bus full of nuns swimming in feces all in a common sentence structure.

Once you have been the target of the near-sighted Cape Buffalo... you never forget. For then your virginity has been taken. You will have seen the elephant, and have lived.

And you will grow because of it. It simply, is.

 

[Lucky13]

Also, he'll cite from the good book, as he'll chase you with the whip to exorcise the evil spirits out of your body. All this dressed as a priest.....

 

[Becca]

Been showin' you ALOT of love, huh Matt?? albeit tough love, mind you...love NON the less.

 

[Lucky13]

There was a time when you only had to (makes the sound of whip) and people would run for cover.....

 

[Matt308]

Been showin' you ALOT of love, huh Matt?? albeit tough love, mind you...love NON the less.

Not me. I'm a smart man. I never look the Cape Buffalo in the eyes. But I have witnessed his wrath.

 

[Lucky13]

Are you talking about the time when he throw himself on the floor and started to kick and scream?

 

[Becca]

ROFLMAO!!!! turn around and back out...slowly. Don't make eye contact.. WAIT..this is MY Les?? awwww...NO WAY!

 

[Lucky13]

Had to give him a lollipop and a toy whip to calm him down.....

 

[lesofprimus]

It was actually the sale of ur youngest sister Petunia that saved ur ass from the wrath of the nunchucks Lucky...

Oh, and she's getting along just nicely in her little cell, I mean cage, I mean her new spacious bedroom...

 

[Lucky13]

Weird....I didn't know that I had sister Les....have you checked that she really is a she and not a he.....?





Great to see you again mate!

 

[Matt308]

 

[Catch22]

Lucky: She's a she. As soon as she popped out, Les showed up and switched her with a brother.

 

[Becca]

<<is guessing I missed something.

 

[Matt308]

Yeah. How to decipher piss poor humor.

 

[Becca]

Ohhhh! right on.