Introducing myself..

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Don't kid yourself. When you least expect a beating, one will be delivered. You will forever walk upon eggshells wondering what offense you have committed, whose honor you have tarnished, what UMCJ you have inadvertently violated. The sheer depravity of his verbal dressing down will forever stain your ego with his poor grammar, excessive use of profanity, and and the utter ugliness of his inane banter. You will shiver with queasiness at the thought of constructing his verbal logic aimed at defiling your private parts, your mother and a bus full of nuns swimming in feces all in a common sentence structure.

Once you have been the target of the near-sighted Cape Buffalo... you never forget. For then your virginity has been taken. You will have seen the elephant, and have lived.

And you will grow because of it. It simply, is.
 

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