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I'm sure that young Les will have something to say.....
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DANG Matt! You should be a fiction writer!Don't kid yourself. When you least expect a beating, one will be delivered. You will forever walk upon eggshells wondering what offense you have committed, whose honor you have tarnished, what UMCJ you have inadvertently violated. The sheer depravity of his verbal dressing down will forever stain your ego with his poor grammar, excessive use of profanity, and and the utter ugliness of his inane banter. You will shiver with queasiness at the thought of constructing his verbal logic aimed at defiling your private parts, your mother and a bus full of nuns swimming in feces all in a common sentence structure.
Once you have been the target of the near-sighted Cape Buffalo... you never forget. For then your virginity has been taken. You will have seen the elephant, and have lived.
And you will grow because of it. It simply, is.
Gee, I donno.... ole Les has never said a cross word to me. Maybe he
just ignores me ??
Charles
Sometimes being ignored can be a blessing in disguise. "His gaze is as of the Serpent Himself. His eyes shown like the eternal pits of fire. His nostrils spew forth gases so wretched as to make mere mortals eyes melt from their sockets and their tongues swell before the screams. The jowls of the Cursed One have crushed lesser demons whole and spat their mangled remnants on the ground and defiled them in ways unbeknown to living creatures. Do not speak His name for it has be striken from the Book Of Names.
Methinks the lad is quite an orator. A slick tongue devil..... wonder if
he sells refrigerators ? .... or used cars ????
Charles
has gotten a wee bit deep, me thinks.
Hey! my name is Becca. I am Lesofprimus' new(est) bride. lol. YUP, I have won his heart and a few other choice bits. COULDN'T be happier or prouder.
Just wanting to say hello and get a feel for the place. He speaks highly of you guys(ok..some of you..)
Becca