It shouldn't happen to a Chef !

rochie · Oct 6, 2024

Yesterdays wedding.
This is the groom standing up to deliver his speech.

Comments are staff watching the hotel cctv

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herman1rg · Oct 6, 2024

Nanna's been at the sherry again.

rochie · Oct 6, 2024

herman1rg said:
Nanna's been at the sheryy again.

It is his actual grandmother

SaparotRob · Oct 6, 2024

rochie said:
It is his actual grandmother

Not a rental? Wow.

GrauGeist · Oct 6, 2024

Hey Karl, I noticed Wal-Mart has non-GMO bottled water here in Redding.

Thought you'd like to know a source, for those "particular" guests that frequent your hotel.

N4521U · Oct 7, 2024

I think a red light and siren for Granny would be good!

rochie · Jan 25, 2025

So today a lady booked a room for her and her boyfriend.
She left instructions to allow her brother to arrive early and decorate the room and deliver an engagement ring as she was going to propose.

They arrive and all seems to go well.

An hour later he leaves in a taxi and she is sitting in reception crying her eyes out waiting to be picked up.

Not sure what happened but guessing it was a no !

And tonight we hosted a Burn's night supper.

I did Smoked haddock and potato chowder, braised beef with haggis crust, neeps and tatties.

A lady who said she was vegetarian asked where the haggis crust was on her squash Wellington?

She seemed shocked that haggis wasn't vegetarian !

SaparotRob · Jan 25, 2025

I'm a vegetarian. At least until the main dish is served.

Airframes · Jan 25, 2025

A friend's female partner told me she was a vegetarian, and wouldn't eat beef.
So I told her that beef came from cows, who are vegetarians, so where's the problem ?
I got a strange look in return !!

SaparotRob · Jan 25, 2025

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. A cow would eat you and everyone you care about if it could."
Troy McClure
Meat and you. Partners in Freedom

rochie · Feb 18, 2025

Another call this morning "we won't be attending our spa day booked with you, we're in the Manor House in Cheshire, it's ridiculous you have the same name as the one here, it's your fault I booked the wrong place so I want a full refund !"

Airframes · Feb 18, 2025

"Oh, I'm sorry. What did you expect to see from a Cheshire hotel window, the Cleveland hills perhaps ?".

GrauGeist · Feb 18, 2025

Perhaps negotiate a refund with the condition that they take a course on reading comprehension?

Crimea_River · Feb 18, 2025

Annoying attitude.

rochie · Mar 8, 2025

Snippet of a pre order i have received

Now asking my butcher if he can get Panda meat, how much and will it arrive in time.

Also goats cheese from 2 herds ?
Will this expert on goats cheese be able to tell which goats the milk came from ?

SaparotRob · Mar 8, 2025

rochie said:
Snippet of a pre order i have received

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Now asking my butcher if he can get Panda meat, how much and will it arrive in time.

Also goats cheese from 2 herds ?
Will this expert on goats cheese be able to tell which goats the milk came from ?

Depends how potted the guests are.

It shouldn't happen to a Chef !

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