It shouldn't happen to a Chef !

[rochie]

Yesterdays wedding.
This is the groom standing up to deliver his speech.

Comments are staff watching the hotel cctv

 

[herman1rg]

Nanna's been at the sherry again.

 

[rochie]

Nanna's been at the sheryy again.

It is his actual grandmother

 

[SaparotRob]

It is his actual grandmother

Not a rental? Wow.

 

[GrauGeist]

Hey Karl, I noticed Wal-Mart has non-GMO bottled water here in Redding.

Thought you'd like to know a source, for those "particular" guests that frequent your hotel.

 

[N4521U]

I think a red light and siren for Granny would be good!

 

[rochie]

So today a lady booked a room for her and her boyfriend.
She left instructions to allow her brother to arrive early and decorate the room and deliver an engagement ring as she was going to propose.

They arrive and all seems to go well.

An hour later he leaves in a taxi and she is sitting in reception crying her eyes out waiting to be picked up.

Not sure what happened but guessing it was a no !


And tonight we hosted a Burn's night supper.

I did Smoked haddock and potato chowder, braised beef with haggis crust, neeps and tatties.

A lady who said she was vegetarian asked where the haggis crust was on her squash Wellington?

She seemed shocked that haggis wasn't vegetarian !

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm a vegetarian. At least until the main dish is served.

 

[Airframes]

A friend's female partner told me she was a vegetarian, and wouldn't eat beef.
So I told her that beef came from cows, who are vegetarians, so where's the problem ?
I got a strange look in return !!

 

[SaparotRob]

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. A cow would eat you and everyone you care about if it could."
Troy McClure
Meat and you. Partners in Freedom