lesofprimus
Brigadier General
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Can you get two for the price of one? Boy that'd be sweet, eh?FLYBOYJ said:Hey my grandfather was married 7 times - he'd just trade em in every few years, like a used car!
My wife farts smell like roses, or atleast thats what she tells me to say...What do you married guys think?
At 15 money ain´t a big issue for girls? (?????????)
May I ask what is the name of the limbo where you are living in?
Come on Lanc, I am only 5 years older than you, and I can tell you of at least two cities: Moscow and Mexico City.
Go to any of those, and meet a few female specimens of the middle-class for Mexico City (the so called "new russians" for Moscovits) that are 15, 16 or 17 -or even younger-: if they even take a 1/2 second glimpse at you, you come and tell me and will give you my favorite surf board. Note that I did not include those girls of the higher classes, for they will not even roam nowhere near you do.
Are you positive about this? What is the name of this limbo located in England?
Teenagers not focused on money...hard to believe, but it can be possible I guess. Teenagers are prone to become the stupidest, most clueless of all materialists.
Udet said:I recall hearing a man say that true, authentic confidence within your marriage commences only after your first fart right in front of your wife.
No doubt as to the source, origin or launching tube of that natural gas. A crystal clear fart right in front of her.
No one else in the place. Just you and her. A moment of silence, staring right into her eyes. First a squakey low deep resonant pitch sound, ending in a real loud abrupt explosion.
What do you married guys think?
DerAdlerIstGelandet said:Well I have to say that I never had a problem finding women that were not down to earth sensible ladies. Not the uptight, stuck up, and money hungry women that Udet is talking about. Hell my wife is the complete opposite also from what he is describing.
I guess what I am saying Udet is this. If you are finding these kind of women you are either looking in the wrong place or you dont know what to look for. This is not directly aimed at you Udet, but rather a general statement.