One sentence story

[lesofprimus]

And with that, the gayness in all the world was erased by Gandalf The White, holding aloft his gleaming staff, murmering incantations of Old Westernese, in the tounge of Morgoths wrath...

 

[ndicki]

and Freddie's little thing withered and dropped off in the searing glare of his presence.

 

[Matt308]

Well so much for life imitating art. Freddie was...

 

[ndicki]

bent over, poring on the ground looking for his little thing when suddenly

 

[Matt308]

...a great cacophony arose. For the buxom blonde Swedish girls had returned.

 

[lesofprimus]

But something was amiss, for these very buxom blondles all had one thing in common,

 

[Matt308]

...retainers. These weren't ordinary buxom blonde swede babes. They had orthidonture and new how to use it.

 

[GregP]

Glancing down, the milkmaid replied simply, "Eet is unfortunate certainimont, but it EES limp for all the world to see!"

 

[ndicki]

At that, Freddie's moustache drooped and wilted visibly as the most buxom of the girls opened her bulging corset to allow her pink nippled udders to burst forth.

 

[Desert Fox]

"Ah, thats better" exhaled the buxom blonde in her thick, alluring accent, as three ewes bounded out of her cleavage, baaing indignantly.

 

[ndicki]

Freddie watched amazed as Lanc emerged from between her breasts, his eyes riveted on the backside of the nearest ewe.

 

[lesofprimus]

"Oit, what a luvly bit o crumpet that ewe Matilda is.." Lanc exclaimed, dripping sweat from every pore...

 

[Matt308]

Freddie was astounded, "Death on two legs. You're tearing me apart."

 

[ndicki]

The ewe rounded on him, goggle-eyed, and

 

[Matt308]

demanded that Freddie intervene and stop Lanc's eweish advances.

 

[ndicki]

"Oooh, you!" said Freddie, looking fixedly at Lanc. "Ewe?" Asked Lanc, "Where?"

 

[Matt308]

"No you sheep shagging git! Oooh, you! A saying of mock suprise usually followed by a wide eyed expresson" Freddie exclaimed.

 

[ndicki]

"Oh. Bollocks," said Lanc, with his usual punctilious use of appropriate vocabulary."I thought you meant "ewe", you know."

 

[Matt308]

At that very same moment the heavens opened up and the low cut shirts of the buxom swedes became as wet as...

 

[ndicki]

Lanc, when he had to play rugger at school.