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[Matt308]

Only to realize that this too is where Lanc had hidden with his ewe.

 

[Thorlifter]

HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Matt308]

...laughed Lanc, "For I have an ewe and a circumcision instrument...and I'm dangerous."

[c'mon thorlifter, get with the program, dude]

 

[Desert Fox]

Unfortunately for Lanc, he wasnt as dangerous as he thought he was, for when he was advanced upon and when he brandished his circumcision instrument, he dropped it down a rather large opening in his pantaloons. He screamed...

 

[lesofprimus]

"By Benny Hills' warted arse, I do believe my ****-a-doodle-do has crowed for the very last time.."

 

[Matt308]

For Michael Finnigan was wringing his hands, fondling his codpiece and lamenting Mozart's death.

 

[Desert Fox]

"Woe is me," He moaned, as his fingers danced their way across the large foam appendage, "what ever am I to do with this large...."

 

[Screaming Eagle]

"contraption I will never know but I am sure that man over there knows what to do" as he pointed to....

 

[lesofprimus]

his brother, who was catching ping pong balls from this hookers...

 

[Desert Fox]

extraodinarily large, and rather attractive...

 

[Screaming Eagle]

ping pong ball launcher machine 2000 which had a recommended retail price of...

 

[lesofprimus]

20,321 Escudos and a bag of rare, Bohemian....

 

[Desert Fox]

Rhapsodies, a delicacy in many Middle Eastern countries.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

But this particular batch were off so he had to settle for...

 

[Matt308]

Brian May's Bohemian Rhapsodie which is THE definitive version of this song...

 

[lesofprimus]

As he hummed along to Scaramouch! Scaramouch! will you do the fandango?, he noticed a very large, horny...

 

[Desert Fox]

White Rhino, climbing up a tree dragging all the members of Queen behind it. "What the f...."

 

[Gnomey]

is going on here, this is stgranger than being around a large group of Frenchmen...

 

[lesofprimus]

sniffing elderberrys on a cool autumns eve... "Oiy I say there, is that Rhino giving the horn to Freddy Mercury's...."

 

[Matt308]

"...mother?" For everyone knows that rhino horn is prized for its qualities of...