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[Gnomey]

at this revelation Augustus freaked out and ran for the sake of his sanity with lanc and CC calling after him..

 

[cheddar cheese]

The real CC then turned up removed his imposters mask and it actually turned out to be lanc again, a cunning double disguise which left Augustus...

 

[Matt308]

sick at his stomach. Meanwhile the ewe was running for its heterosexual life towards...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Cornwall. Poor ewe was never seen again...Meanwhile..

 

[Matt308]

the poor hairless gerbil...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Emerged from the anus of a homeless man singing...

 

[Matt308]

show tunes. But where did the homeless man with a live animal sexual fetish spring from? Only this person could answer. None other than...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Michael Finnigan. He was at home wondering how the hell his chin hairs got blown in when...

 

[Gnomey]

the investigators rang him up about a weird homeless man with a hamster in his ass...

 

[Matt308]

"Pardon, monsieur" a white american says in bad fake french accent. It was none other than the famous american comic who has jumped the shark, Steve Martin, attepting an impossibly bad Inspector Clouseu impersonation.

 

[ndicki]

"'Ave you got some insulating tape for wrapping ma 'amstaire een, to stop eet goeeng bang when I...

 

[Matt308]

do zees?"

"No so don't do that", Finnigan said. "Instead do this."

 

[cheddar cheese]

Finnigan then went to the cabinet in his lounge and pulled out what looked like a massive rubber...

 

[Matt308]

chicken. Finnigan began to vigorously shake the rubber chicken with murmuring...

 

[ndicki]

"Begorrah, but you Froggies don't begin to know what to do with...

 

[Matt308]

the culinary capabilities of English cooking and a rubber chicken! Hand me some salt."

 

[Twitch]

Matt poured on the fifties from 100 yards from his Hellcat and the Zeke turned into a seething ball of flame before it disintegrated into a million pieces forcing the F6F pilot to bank sharply away.

 

[Matt308]

.[Well at least your siggy matches your contributions to this thread, Twitch. There is modern medicine for that you know. ]

 

[ndicki]

At that, Finnegan pulled a stick of dynamite out of his webbing, and stuffed it violently up

 

[Matt308]

the mouth of the rubber chicken. Shaking a bit of salt...