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• Jan 27, 2007

• #161

lesofprimus

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And with that, the gayness in all the world was erased by Gandalf The White, holding aloft his gleaming staff, murmering incantations of Old Westernese, in the tounge of Morgoths wrath...

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #162

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

and Freddie's little thing withered and dropped off in the searing glare of his presence.

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #163

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Well so much for life imitating art. Freddie was...

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #164

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

bent over, poring on the ground looking for his little thing when suddenly

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #165

Matt308

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...a great cacophony arose. For the buxom blonde Swedish girls had returned.

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #166

lesofprimus

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But something was amiss, for these very buxom blondles all had one thing in common,

 

• Jan 27, 2007

• #167

Matt308

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...retainers. These weren't ordinary buxom blonde swede babes. They had orthidonture and new how to use it.

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #168

GregP

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Glancing down, the milkmaid replied simply, "Eet is unfortunate certainimont, but it EES limp for all the world to see!"

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #169

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

At that, Freddie's moustache drooped and wilted visibly as the most buxom of the girls opened her bulging corset to allow her pink nippled udders to burst forth.

 

• Jan 28, 2007

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• #170

Desert Fox

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Jan 15, 2006

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"Ah, thats better" exhaled the buxom blonde in her thick, alluring accent, as three ewes bounded out of her cleavage, baaing indignantly.

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #171

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

Freddie watched amazed as Lanc emerged from between her breasts, his eyes riveted on the backside of the nearest ewe.

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #172

lesofprimus

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"Oit, what a luvly bit o crumpet that ewe Matilda is.." Lanc exclaimed, dripping sweat from every pore...

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #173

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Freddie was astounded, "Death on two legs. You're tearing me apart."

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #174

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

The ewe rounded on him, goggle-eyed, and

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #175

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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demanded that Freddie intervene and stop Lanc's eweish advances.

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #176

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

"Oooh, you!" said Freddie, looking fixedly at Lanc. "Ewe?" Asked Lanc, "Where?"

 

• Jan 28, 2007

• #177

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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"No you sheep shagging git! Oooh, you! A saying of mock suprise usually followed by a wide eyed expresson" Freddie exclaimed.

 

• Jan 29, 2007

• #178

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

"Oh. Bollocks," said Lanc, with his usual punctilious use of appropriate vocabulary."I thought you meant "ewe", you know."

 

• Jan 29, 2007

• #179

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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At that very same moment the heavens opened up and the low cut shirts of the buxom swedes became as wet as...

 

• Feb 2, 2007

• #180

ndicki

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Oct 2, 2006

Lanc, when he had to play rugger at school.